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What WAS the punch-line to Uncle Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets?

 randomgirl3000 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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PotterheadOncer said:
An American goes to Japan to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room.

In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The man figures she is loving it and tries to remember what she is yelling.

The اگلے day, he is playing golf with his Japanese customer. On the third tee, the Japanese man swings, the ball makes a beautiful arc, hits the green, bounces twice, rolls, and winds up right in the cup -- a hole in one!

Thinking to impress his client, the man repeats the phrase he had heard so much the night before. The Japanese golfer eyes him and says, "What آپ mean.... wrong hole?
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Ha! Thanks.
randomgirl3000 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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How do آپ know that?!
loonylovegood7 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Funny joke, but I'd imagine that'd be a bit too dirty to say at a رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا party trying to impress a potential business customer
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Book-Freak said:
It's in the deleted scenes video from the Chamber of Secrets - the first clip in this video. I don't know what the joke was, but judging سے طرف کی the look on Mr Mason's face it wasn't funny.
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Evangelia360 said:
آپ don't know because Dobby ruined the مککا, عجیب الخلقت line سے طرف کی making alot of noise.
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Thats why the سوال was asked - to see if anyone might know.
Book-Freak posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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