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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using Love potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in love with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take singing requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this فہرست being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself
508.I will not Turn myself into Malfoy (Polly رس, جوس potion) and tell everyone in Hogwarts my undying love for Pansy Parkinson...........again
509. I did not see Malfoy making out with Cho, Crabbe, یا Goyle in the girls bathroom, therefore i should not tell Harry loudly in the great hall.
510. I will not sell the sorting hat for money for cigarettes
511. I will not mix up potions and magic stuff together and make Ron drink it and tell him it is soda that tastes likethat because a bunny made it just for him
512. I will not bring an evil creature from the 8th dimension and call it my pet
513. I won't dress up in a black robe, wear a bald wig and tell people that I'm Voldemort.
514. I won't dress up as the "Dark Magician" یا the "Dark Magician Girl" in class.
515. Hogwarts does NOT teach آپ how to banish people to the "shadow realm".
516. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
517. - nor will I yell that there is the dark mark floating over somewhere
518. I will not walk up to Ron and Hermione and say they're the perfect couple
519. - Nor will I tell that to Harry and Ginny
520. - Nor Malfoy and Pansy
521. I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his گلابی flowery teddy برداشت, ریچھ to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
522. - Nor will I do the same thing with Malfoy and his blanky
523. - Nor Snape with his girly girly bunny rabbit slippers
524. I will not tell Lockheart that he is actually a dancer who stars in سوان, ہنس Lake
525. I will not write Moogles instead of Muggles
526. I will not ask harry if i can have a thunder bolt scar too
527. I will not ask Malfoy is cole his brother
528. - nor snape
529. Draco is not billy idol's little brother
530. I will not ask draco if i can use his face cream
531. Saying voldy is my hero is bad5
32. I will not say that Harry has a female counterpart who stars in a kids education show.
533. -nor will I say that her name is Sharry Spotter.
534. I will not steal Draco's blanky
535. I will not yell i saw Draco and snape last night! in the great hall یا anywhere
536. I will not charm Hermione's cat to jump up and yell Rawr i'm he-who-must-not-be-named!537. I will not try and get zombies to eat Draco
538. -nor snape
539.I will not follow anyone around saying "pimp hat" at the most random moments
540. i will not refer to Fred and George as Hikaru and Kaouru
541. Pokemon are not real, therefore i will not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real animals so that he'll have a lesson all about pokemon.
542. I will not call Professor Dumbledore 'Dumbydork'.
543. I will not confuse Voldemort with Xehanort,
544. -nor will I say they are related in any way,
545. -nor mention that their names rhyme.
546. I will not yell, "Harry has a girlfriend! Harry loves Ginny!" in the great hall
547. - nor will I yell, "Ron loves Hermione!" in the great hall
548. I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
549: Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and i should stop implying that she is.
550:- the same goes for Profesore Trelawny
551:- calling that drug something else changes nothing
.552:-nor does saying they are high on some OTHER drug.
553. I will not tell Dumbledore that there are people outside the کتابیں who despise him
554. - nor will I say the same thing to Harry
555. I will not tell Voldemort that he's too freaken lazy to do stuff himself.
556. Cho is not on anti- depresants, nor should i imply that she needs them.
557. Cho's curly haired friend Marietta with her SNEAK pimples is not "before" for a mag.
558. -Rita Skeeter is not "after
"559. Dobby is not Harry's secret lover, no matter how much he wants to be
.560. Saying he's "obviously not good enough..." is just cruel
.561. calling the ASPCA about the way Ron treated Scabbers (wormtail) is pointless, as he is already dead, on the run,or a accomplise depending on where in the کتابیں آپ are.
562: I will not send Fainting Fancies to the Slythrin common room without a antidote, and only a card saying "to thepretty-est girl in the house". Again.
563:I will not blame the Ravenclaw quiditch team for the entire female population of slytherin being unconcious for no apparent reason.
564: i will not let my owl claw out the eyes of the slytherins
565: i will not let my wand run amok and paint everyones faces purple
566:i am not to call people with freckles "spotted owls"
567: i will not eat liver then throw it up on proffessor snape
568: i will not مککا, عجیب الخلقت the wandboards until they expload
569. I will stop insisting that Snape and Hermione are secret admirors.
570. - Same goes for McGonagall and Dumbledore
571 Nearly headless nick does not approve of being called Casper the Friendly Ghost.
572 The fact that dudley didnt like his pig tail does not mean i should keep switching to differnt tails to find one helikes better
.573 If muggle children near the school WANTED their baseballs replaced with bludgers they would have said.
574 i will not convince everyone thatthegirlnextdoor101 is a horcrux, and that for the sake of the world she MUST die.
575 i will not convince everyone that angelgodesse is lord voldemort after drinking polyjuice
576 no matter how much i want to, i will not go into slytherin house, where i will without a doubt findthegirlnextdoor101and murder her, then say "sorry harry, she was a death eater-in-training. she and malfoy were inthis together,but i figured id leave him to you.
577 i will not ask real-moody if the real him would turn Malfoy into a feret just like the fake moody did.
578 if he says yes, i will not ask him to turn thegirlnextdoor101 into a racoon, a naked تل, مول rat, a vole, یا any other rodent.
579 i will not speak out about how in-humane it is to use vanishing charms on living creatures, because im sure i willjust be told to "get off my soap box
580 to actualy make a soap box to stand on, is inappropriate.
581 the sorcerers stone is destroyed and even though they are annoying, first سال slytherins should not be told its still down there, as they all want imortality,and the devils snare gets them every time.
582 no one at hogwarts will buy Harry's شوربہ, یخنی stained napkins and having proved this i will not try selling at hogsmeade either.
583 even if interested buyers like colin creevy found me at diagon ally, i shouldnt be selling harry's شوربہ, یخنی stained napkin.
584 it doesnt matter that he offered me 2 galleons, eleven sickles.
585 i will not use a time turner to hex Malfoy andthegirlnextdoor101 and then haveeye witness's chip in that they saw me in the place of my alaby586 i will not bring up and say its an informational website about a unique breed of diversifide creatures, یا insist we use the website to learn to care for them properly
587 if a teacher leaves the classroom i shall not begin to 'teach' the class
588 -even if i know what i'm doing
589 i shall not make up a new subject and declair myself as the teacher
590 -nor shall i teach that class
591 i will not tell Dumbledore that his appearance is "feeding stereotypes"
592 i will not tell that muggles aren't worth his valuable time
.593 i will not enchant گلابی girly stuffed animals to go around hugging students i dont like in front of large crowds of people.
594 i will not tell Luna Lovegood that they are Bang Ended Scoots, and that the ministry has been breeding them tofight all who oppose them
595 i will not create a Trouble makers Hall Of Fame. As such it will not be اگلے to the portable swamp fred and George set up, and won't have pictures of harry's dad and sirius. i will also not have people vote for best trouble maker of the year.
596: i will not sing songs that say draco is a dork
597: -same goes for the rest of the students at hogwarts5
98: while at this school i will behave myself as if i were a muggle
599: i am not to go in muggle territory
600: i will not make anyone nose bleed with the charm "Nose Zap"
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•“Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had دیا them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”

•“Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the سب, سب سے اوپر of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.•“‘Nice socks, Potter,’ Moody growled as he passed, his magical eye staring through Harry’s robes.”

•“‘Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering they all knew I’d get off,’ کہا Harry, smiling.”

•“Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.”...
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50 ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter:

50. People say that آپ have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, آپ know آپ have never read یا seen too much Harry Potter.
48. آپ own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. آپ own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written سے طرف کی J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
‎46. Your پسندیدہ کتابیں and فلمیں is Harry Potter.
45. آپ compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. آپ quote the novels…all the time.
43. آپ not only quote the novels, آپ allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
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 Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley
Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley
I just want to state right away that J. K. Rowling is in no way sexist. This is about the شائقین and again, not all of them.

Ginerva Molly Weasley. The love of Harry Potter's life, the mother of his children. Headstrong, smart, cunning, quick-thinking, and fierce. The hero to many girls, young and old, and the object of affection to many boys out there as well.

Hermione Jane Granger. The love of Ron Weasley's life, the mother of his children. Also headstrong, smart, cunning, quick-thinking, and just as fierce, if only in a slightly different way. Hermione is possibly the most well-known of the...
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December 1, 1944
    Minerva McGonagall walked down the corridor with her head held high; she simply couldn't help but feel pleased with herself. And, who could, for that matter? She had finally done it, she was finally a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    The young Transfiguration teacher walked confidently into the great hall on her first دن of teaching, and she felt a small jolt of satisfaction as she passed سے طرف کی the Gryffindor میز, جدول on her way to the staff table. It was not that she had ever disliked sharing meals with her fellow...
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Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do آپ think would win?

Meyer:

A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the فلمیں so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to بتھ, مرغابی a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 سیکنڈ because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.

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This was an interview done in 08 I think سے طرف کی MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do آپ agree?
 In the book, it looks like they were closer to the cave.
In the book, it looks like they were closer to the cave.
If آپ are like the millions of other Harry Potter شائقین out there, آپ have been keeping up with every little bit of Half Blood Prince film information that has leaked out so far. After reviewing the five trailers (including the Japan one) and first look that have come out (not including ABC's five, one منٹ long previews), شائقین now have a general idea of what will be in the film from the book, and what is changed/won't be in the film. Thus what follows is what I have gathered to be the scenes included in the film from the books, and what we will see having been changed from book to film...
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here are some things i came up with that define people who just like harry potter from people who are OBSESSED!

1.    Here are some مزید things that آپ would do if آپ were really obsessed with harry potter:

2.    You’ve made your own firebolt...and played quidditch on it with your دوستوں who also have their own broomsticks.

3.    You don’t understand when your دوستوں can't cry on demand, because all آپ have to do is think about dobby.

4.    When someone says "i'm serious" آپ say "no you're not!"

5.    When...
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There is a theory, particularly مقبول amongst Snape and Snily fans, that Snape was truly Harry's biological father instead of James Potter. There are two main variants of this theory. The first is that Lily had a long term affair with Snape, possibly from when they were all in their final سال at Hogwarts together. The سیکنڈ is that Lily had a one-night-stand with Snape after arguing with James, which she immediately regretted but which led to Harry's existence.

The first issue with this theory is how strongly Harry resembles James. The only difference in their physical appearance is their...
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