601: i will not try to make a پار, صلیب breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise to "accio lock ness monster!"
606: i will not point out to harry while he struggles to figure out what the mirror of erised does to tell dumbledore,that Erised is "disire" spelled backwards
607: I will not tell Rufus Scrimingour that gnomes are not "funny little chaps" at all
.608: to prove the point above i will not tell a crowd of gnomes that they will never be de-gnomed again if they sneakinto Rufus Scrimingour's clothes and bite as hard as they can
609 i will not try to lure the basilisk into aragogs web to see what creature would make it out alive.
610: i will not sell tickets to WATCH a basilisk and a giant مکڑی kill each other.
611 i will not find people with muggle parents who like wresteling and point out how violent and stupid it is
.612 i will not tell dumbledore that the wrestling پرستار attacked me first, and that i had every right to hex him.
613 i will not refer to wresting as "muggle dueling with a ref" in front of the previously mentioned fan, no matter howmuch i feel i need to practice the leg locker curse.
614: i will not sing the "harry potter puppet pals"
615: if i am to mess up any of these rules i will have to clean the girl and boys restroom fo 3 months while i singtwinkle twinkle little sta
r616:i will not find 1st years on the hogwarts express and say "good luck to you! i hear this سال they've got a troll lto fight to decide your house. man, in my سال we just had to fight آگ کے, آگ crabs!"
617:i will not tell colin creevy to use brain.
618:i will not tell denis creevy to use his brain.
619:i will not tell denis creevy to use colin's brain.
620:i will not tell myself that i should stop saying "i will not tell"
621:I will not start to sing "From The Wall" in the middle of class and stand on the tables.
622:I will not become a چوہا animagus and re-name myself Yuki.
623:I will not become a cat animagus and re-name myself Kyo.
624:I will not become a dog animagus and re-name myself Shigure.
625:i will not shout the secret about Akito(found in volume 17) in the great hall, hoping to ruin it to those still reading.
626:I will not say that Peter Pettigrew is Yuki in disguise.
627:i will not ask Professor Mcgonagle "Kyo, why do آپ look like a woman?"
628:i will not ask sirius how his love novels are going.
629:I will not ask Olivander how many dragons had to die befor they figured out دل strings were the things with magical properties
.630:I will not write out Harry Potter series quizes for first years and say the have to leave if they don't get 100%.
631:no سوالات on کہا کوئز will ask about the scar over dumbledors left knee that is a perfect map of the London Under Ground.
632:I will not explain how i remebered that.
633:I will not kill anyone in Hogwarts and blame Voldemort for the crime
634:i will not let emu's run rampid across the great hall
635:i will not commite suicide.
636:i will not let anyone else commite suicide.
637:I will not sing ' were off to see the wizard' while being sent to the headmaster's office
638: I will not sing "do آپ believe in magic" while walking to muggle studies
639:I will not switch my cauldron with hermione's when she's not looking.
640:I will not eat a 'nosebleed' treat to get outta class.
641:I will not use the room of requirment to see the inside of a volcano.
642: I will ask the director of the Harry Potter فلمیں how he knew to make the Sorting Hat a boy, as I'm not sure I even want to find out.
643:I will stop insisting Nevilles in love with the new mandrakes.and DO NOT make a perfect couple.
645:I will stop looking through old Prophets to see if Snapes related to Madam Pince یا Filch
:I will not ask Proffesor Snape if he still has his gray underpants.
647:I will not teach to use a computer and have him e-mail pictures of Britney Spears to Snape saying thatit's the actor who plays him in the movie.
648:and when Proffesor Snape confronts me(again)I will not yell "HEY!SEVVY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!"for anyone in the corridor to hear(again)
649:I will not send Dobby to Proffesor Snapes room with shampoo and conditioner
.650: especially not American Girl
651:I will not charm the great hall to play slayer when draco comes in
652:nor when snape comes in.
653:I will not use the room of requirment to host a 'snape needs some sugar' party
654:I will not try the Super Sensory charm to listen to what the other gender really talks about.
656:I will not change my appearance سے طرف کی magic, run in to the corridor near Snape's dungeon, and sing Scream-o songs atthe سب, سب سے اوپر of my lungs, wait until he sees, then run.
657:When I hear Harry shouting (again) in the fifth book, I will not stick my head in and say "bad things happen to good people."
658:I will not yell VOLDY IS MY MENTOR anywhere in Hogwarts.
659:I will not use the room of requirment to have the backstreetboys play in Hogwarts.
660:Luna lovegood is not on drugs
661:nor will i give her some
662:I will not blast people with balls of magic.
663:Or with any other substance
.664:And I will not sing "It's a kind of magic" while blasting people.
665:I will not sell any of these things i'm not supposed to do to first years retitaling it"Things I'm allowed to do at Hogwarts"
666:no matter which teacher I intend to share my fortune with.
667:I will not tell Harry the veil at the department of mysteries is actually a magical tranasporter that took Sirius to the Bahamas
668:The اگلے time I see Professors Dumbledore and Snape talking,I will not shout"Man,I knew Dumbledore was gay,but he's losing his taste"
669: even if i run very fast
670:i will only use this فہرست for things i'm not allowed to do,not to تبصرہ that I can avoid Proffesor Snape.
671:i will not ask Sirius if his middle name is Lee
672:i will not ask Hagrid how he was created,because frankly I do not want to know
673:i will not put dead spiders in Georges ear hole.
674:-or anything else for that matter
675:i will not X کرن, رے Madam Maxime and compare her bones to a dinosaurs
676:i will not put my findings on the notice board
677:i will not play "Crank that,Soulja Boy" during potions class and ask Proffesor Snape to شامل میں in the dancing
.678: even if he does know the moves
679:Voldemort is not Hilary Clinton in disguise
680: I will not write on the front of my black notebook 'Death Note'
681: - nor will I enchant کہا 'Death Note' to have anyone who touches it sees a flying monster
682:I will not throw frogspawn at Nevil.
683:-nor will I throw it at anyone else.
684:I will not create the magical equavilant of a Nuclear explosion. It's just dumb.
685:I will not conjure up lemons and say "Life hath دیا thou LEMONS!!
"686:I will not turn anyones robes into a turtle
.687:-It being a rare breed of Painted TUrtles that could be used for breeding makes no difference.68
8:I am never to introduce myself as "Talia, the Queens Own" یا ask where my Companion Rolan has gone
689:- likewise refering to myself as Herald-Mage Vanyel is wrong.
690:-I will not ask Draco Malfoy if Snape is good in bed.
691:-I will also not ask about Harry Potter692:-I will also not ask Harry Potter if Snape is good in bed.
693:-I will also not ask Snape if Lucius Malfoy is good in bed
.694:-I will not refer to Professor Snape as "Sevvykins".
696:- I will not stand on the ڈیسک in potions class and sing "From The Wall
"697:- While doing so I may not point to Snape at "No Dark sarcasm in the class room"
698:- I may not pay Hagrid, Peeves, یا any other non-teacher to burst in and say "Hey! You, Teacher! Leave those kids alone!"
699:- I will not Imply that Professor Snape is Ozzy Ozbourne.
700:- I will not ask Professor Snape how "Ozzy is"
701:- Professor Snape is in no way related to Ozzy Ozbourne.
702:- Draco Malfoy is not Billy Idol.
703:- Nor is he an Albino.
704:- Nor will I tell the first years this.
705:- I am not to tell First years that Dumbledore is Santa's brother.
706:I am not to imply that if Hogwarts had a special needs group then Dumbledors sister could have gotten help.
707:I am not to ask the house elves if the Griffindors could have Cheetos and Doritos with dinner.
708:I cannot ask the house elves to carve the ham into a human head and serve it to Slytherin.
709:Nor any other body part.
710:I will not spread the rumor that Umbridge was muggle born.
711:I won't put new born babies under the sorting hat just to confuse it.
712:I will not put owls under the sorting hat just to confuse it.
713:I will not ask which house Dumbldor was in.
714: nor will I suggest that he was in the wrong one, for we all know he is incredibly brave and extremly clever.
715:I will not ask Mrs. Pince to find me the manga section.
716:I will not bet on how many paper planes stick in professer snapes hair.7
17:I did not see Pansy in the Slytherin common room singing 'I Kissed A Girl' and I should stop telling people that I did
.718:-I also did not see her singing 'Pansylicious'.
719:-The same goes for Hermoine
720:- I will not stand in the middle of the great hall and sing, "I may be a tiny chimney sweep but I have an enormous...broom"
721:- Nor anywhere else for that matter.
722:- I am not aloud to sing the aforementioned song at all.
723-I will not go down to the kitchens, get a bowl of grapes, and then make them peel them for me.
724-No aligators. No exceptions.
725-I will not challenge Aragog and his mate to a "14 legged race" no matter how fun the outcome would be.
726-Demanding to the Minister why wizards weren't out magically helping the Giant Panda populations is highly frowned upon.
728-writing a business letter about it doesn't stop it from being rude.
729-Writing TWO buisness letter likewise changes nothing.
730-even if I did say "Dear" at the beginning.