آپ know you've read SS/PS one too many times when آپ . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a نیبو, لیموں Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that آپ don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time آپ see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on کہا walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when آپ get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap random bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave random sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell random people that آپ know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, مکھن mellow, turn this stupid fat چوہا yellow," at every ماؤس آپ see.
18. Tell your دوستوں to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in کہا mirror.
21. Set آگ کے, آگ to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time آپ enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that آپ know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil آپ think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch یا wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to آپ to the "cupboard under the stairs," یا "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will دکھائیں up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. تلاش every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a نیبو, لیموں Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that آپ don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time آپ see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on کہا walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when آپ get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap random bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave random sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell random people that آپ know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, مکھن mellow, turn this stupid fat چوہا yellow," at every ماؤس آپ see.
18. Tell your دوستوں to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in کہا mirror.
21. Set آگ کے, آگ to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time آپ enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that آپ know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil آپ think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch یا wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to آپ to the "cupboard under the stairs," یا "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will دکھائیں up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. تلاش every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
