I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
Knock knock.
Whos there?
آپ know.
آپ know who?
He's dead, آپ can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told آپ I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not change the ورڈ پاس to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Asking "How do آپ keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
5. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
Whats snapes boggart?
and he was like what?
And i کہا " A cauldron full of Shampoo!"
.-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you.........
Why did Potter پار, صلیب the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Draco پار, صلیب the road?
So he could سوئنگ, جھول his hips at Potter.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle پار, صلیب the road?
Draco did.
Why did the Dark Lord پار, صلیب the road?
Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters پار, صلیب the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.
Why did Trevor پار, صلیب the road?
To get away from Longbottom.
Why did Dumbledore پار, صلیب the road?
He was following the poisoned نیبو, لیموں drops.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Why do Slytherins پار, صلیب the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
Knock knock.
Whos there?
آپ know.
آپ know who?
He's dead, آپ can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told آپ I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not change the ورڈ پاس to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Asking "How do آپ keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
5. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
Whats snapes boggart?
and he was like what?
And i کہا " A cauldron full of Shampoo!"
.-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you.........
Why did Potter پار, صلیب the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Draco پار, صلیب the road?
So he could سوئنگ, جھول his hips at Potter.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle پار, صلیب the road?
Draco did.
Why did the Dark Lord پار, صلیب the road?
Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters پار, صلیب the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.
Why did Trevor پار, صلیب the road?
To get away from Longbottom.
Why did Dumbledore پار, صلیب the road?
He was following the poisoned نیبو, لیموں drops.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Why do Slytherins پار, صلیب the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.
In these articles, I'll be taking آپ back in time, to when the فلمیں began. I'll دکھائیں آپ how they did it and why.
First up, a quick look at the immaturity of a twelve-year-old boy.
The following is a direct quote.
"We did a lot of pranks. Once Daniel Radcliffe brought in a remote-controlled whoopee cushion. He tried it on me, but it didn't quite work. Then he tried it on someone else who was going to sit down on a massive sofa. When it went off, Chris Columbus said, 'Cut! What is that thing?' and everyone burst into laughter. Dan pulled other pranks too--like making little labels that کہا 'Kick me' یا 'Punch me.' He would stick them on the backs of everyone who came into sight. It was really good."
Emma Watson, 2002
Classic. Who knew that people still fall for the "Kick me" signs? I sure didn't. I'm a bit scared to think of the pranks pulled in the later years.
First up, a quick look at the immaturity of a twelve-year-old boy.
The following is a direct quote.
"We did a lot of pranks. Once Daniel Radcliffe brought in a remote-controlled whoopee cushion. He tried it on me, but it didn't quite work. Then he tried it on someone else who was going to sit down on a massive sofa. When it went off, Chris Columbus said, 'Cut! What is that thing?' and everyone burst into laughter. Dan pulled other pranks too--like making little labels that کہا 'Kick me' یا 'Punch me.' He would stick them on the backs of everyone who came into sight. It was really good."
Emma Watson, 2002
Classic. Who knew that people still fall for the "Kick me" signs? I sure didn't. I'm a bit scared to think of the pranks pulled in the later years.
