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posted by sandywitch

i finished harry potter and the deathly hallows last night an the ending was truly amazing . it was much better than the فلمیں ending, don't get me wrong i loved the movie but the way voldermort died was much different . he died out on the landing just near the entrance but in the book he died in the Great Hall. some things are the same but there was some things that were brillant and people will never know about it because people will never read the books. also the کتابیں explain things much better and it all fits together in the end. it was amazing!!!! i can't wait to start reading the whole series again!!!!

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Lilly and Severus: Tangled. Chapter one.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

The کدو, لوکی رس, جوس was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but مزید silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some رس, جوس in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...

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Hogwarts "Yo Momma" Jokes

posted by SwarlsBarkley

Compiled from the Twitter contest held سے طرف کی @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...

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Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Crossover Chapter 1

posted by Leos_girl

Chapter 1
The Wand

“No, Dad, please!” I screamed into my hands, my eyes full of tears. Hogwarts wasn’t a normal school, not that my family was normal, but I didn’t want to have any part in it. First we had to اقدام all the way from New York to England, then a letter came telling me I’d been accepted at a school “for witchcraft and wizardry,” a boarding school, none the less.
    My dad held me on his lap. Being eleven, I was a bit old for that, but he’d let me anyway, “just this once,” he’d said.
    “I know...

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Christmas At The Burrow (NextGen Fanfic)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

Please read and tell me what آپ all think about it! My first one *fingers crossed*

Summary: My first ever fanfic! The اگلے Generation kids can't get enough during Christmas at the Burrow! All ages set two years before epilogue.

"Watch out!"

A snowball sailed through the air, nearly missing a blonde head as it hit a tree.
"Take that!" cried fifteen سال old Victoire Weasley as she got up and aimed a snowball at her sister, thirteen سال old Dominique Weasley. Dominique squealed as the snowball collided with her forehead. "I'll get آپ for that!" she yelled, as she chucked a snowball through...

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How to make a Horcrux

posted by KateKicksAss

An example of an object you could use.

A handy-dandy Wikihow مضمون on how to make a horcrux, for all آپ aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch یا wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide آپ should not attempt to create a horcrux until آپ can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

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20 تصاویر That Will Make آپ Laugh

posted by alkinza

1. Dumbledore dancing with Snape:

2. Bellatrix kissing Harry:

3. Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang laughing in the lake:

4.Harry with another Harry:

5. Harry and Draco giggling on broomsticks:

6. Harry as a young chap in costume with sunglasses giving the thumbs up:

7. Tiny Ron and Harry play fighting on set:

8.Whatever is going on with everyone suspended in the air:

9.heroes and villians smiling together:

10. Voldemort sticking his tongue out!!

11. Harry shrugging:

12. McGonagall chillin’ while reading a fake Daily Prophet.

13. Snape...

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Defending Ginny Weasley and refuting stupid, hateful arguments against her

posted by Anne_de-Breuil

Hello there. As many of Harry Potter شائقین surely know, there are many characters who have received a lot of illogical hate from some people, often poorly explained, since in general, the haters are unable to express their own opinion and lack fantasy, so the arguments are basically the same, especially for females. Let’s talk about Ginny for example, obviously my rant below concerns this character in particular.
Of course, when a part of fandom (of course, I’m not generalizing, that’s why I کہا SOME and A PART delibarately) starts to bash feminine characters (more generally – mainstream...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly hallowse part 2 vs twilight saga breaking dawn part 1

posted by kat_777

First of all I have to admit that I initially liked the twilight. The first movie I mean, it was pretty entertaining. Then I saw new moon and eclipse, hated both these films. The character I started to like initially were spoiled in thFor example ever since Edward’s suicide attempt in new moon and Jacob’s begging for Bella’s love, I despised both those characters.
Okay here is the deal.
Breaking was a hope that there will be some improvement in the saga, especially in terms of direction and acting. My دوستوں told me that the movie breaking dawn was great and that they felt like crying...

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Things not to do at Hogwarts

posted by SpecialAgentKat

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real...

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SAVE OUR HERO!

posted by crazyfanatic

Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten سے طرف کی silly vampires. Twilight شائقین are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, دکھائیں them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did آپ see how much شائقین they got? How many people are there in twilight club? مزید than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about کلب and fanpop, everywhere, دکھائیں the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS کلب (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...

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50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

posted by modrockz

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana یا hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...

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23 Things To Do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to, er..get آپ admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank آپ Erin and mugglenet.com:)

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if آپ can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your دن been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...

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Seven Unique Ways to Commit Suicide

posted by JAlanaE

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's دل if آپ get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and دکھائیں yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

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Slytherins,misunderstood?

posted by Slytherinlife

Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If آپ think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be دوستوں with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured سے طرف کی their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be مزید misunderstood than bad.

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Eight Nights

posted by zanhar1

So it’s been a while since I’ve typed a Bellatrix fic. This one’s based on my headcanon that Bellatrix hurts herself when she has no one else to torture. So self-harm warning; if آپ know آپ don’t like/can’t handle this stuff I don’t recommend reading this one.

Eight nights. Eight marks.
Slanted slightly.
Etched across pale skin.

They whispered to her, a deceptively crooning series of chatter.
Ongoing.
Endless.
They wouldn’t silence themselves no matter how much she demanded it of them. They wanted only one thing, and that thing was not in her power to give to them at that moment....

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Why James and Lily are like Harry and Ginny

posted by pulinemmy

If آپ look at Lily and James آپ notice they are very similar to Harry and Ginny.

Looks

Ginny has red hair and brown eyes. Harry has dark hair and green eyes. Switch them around... آپ get James and Lily! Lily has RED hair and GREEN eyes. James has DARK hair and BROWN eyes.

"I never really gave up on you"

Ginny had a crush on Harry. And James had a crush on Lily (mentioned سے طرف کی Snape, he did ask her out).

Both Lily and Harry showed no interest, but at some stage they fell for them.

___________________________

Apart from that there is nothing that shows they're very similar.

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730 things i'm forbidden to do at hogwarts 201-300

posted by Weasel1999

201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created سے طرف کی the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...

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Why I Love Sirius Black.

posted by LifesGoodx3

As many people here on the Harry Potter spot know, Sirius Black is my پسندیدہ character. He has always been and always will be. Some people, along with me, love him. Some hate him. Some don't have much of an opinion on him. I've decided that I want to explain why I like Sirius, and how I came to like him.

I saw HP 1-6 فلمیں before reading any of the books. I remember loving Sirius, even before I read the books. I believe the reason I liked him at the time was the relationship he had with Harry. Harry never really had a father figure, and Sirius was the first family he had. I must have thought...

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5 Songs That Remind Me of Bellatrix and Why

posted by zanhar1

As I did with my مضمون like this in the Once spot, Imma do state the song name and pull lyrics from each song that just really remind me Bellatrix and how کہا lyric reminds me of her. For once the فہرست actually is in order from what I think suits her most to least.

1. Be My Friend سے طرف کی One Eye'd Doll: The مجموعی طور پر story of the song talks of a serial killer who doesn't understand why she can't seem to make friends. The chorus goes as the following; Serial killers are people too if آپ take away the voices I'm just like آپ I'll hack آپ up and bury آپ in my yard but why does making friends...