Bonnie (Dirrty Magazine)

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the دن they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie گھنٹی, بیل and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring آپ sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring آپ down. How would it be if آپ were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...

Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge



    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto…” I whispered— but before I could finish the incantation I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I know I’ve heard it before. But just as...

Some great ways to annoy, harass, confuse, یا generally scare Lord Voldemort.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, یا at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.

Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late...

A
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," یا "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," یا "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...

I know that this مضمون may rise controversy, but whatever. Harry Potter is better than twilight. Stephenie Meyer didn't become the first billionaire simply سے طرف کی writing books; J.K. Rowling did!!! Harry Potter is just more....just مزید in every sense. آپ see, I have read both series-the "twilight" saga as well as the "Harry Potter and..." series. I love them both. But I have read Harry Potter since I was in elementary school, so I'm sorry that Harry Potter rules in taking over my life and making me squeal with excitement. The twilight saga has made me squeal with delight as well, but not as...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy یا Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if آپ are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a اقدام on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that آپ understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny آپ think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any random boy یا girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th سٹریٹ, گلی that was built سے طرف کی a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big سیب, ایپل as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years پہلے – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....

J.K. Rowling, مصنف of the مقبول Harry Potter series, revealed her پسندیدہ scene from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows novel when she contributed to The Birthday Book, published to mark the 60th birthday of the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles.

An excerpt of the contribution is below:

I admit that, at first glance, the extract I've chosen for The Birthday Book might not seem particularly celebratory, دیا that it has for its subject my hero walking to what he believes will be certain death. But when Harry takes his last, long walk into the دل of the Dark Forest, he is choosing...

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate اگلے to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی his teddy bear.

8. Tell him آپ won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him آپ were just kidding and کہا teddy برداشت, ریچھ has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...