1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, آپ got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than آپ look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for آپ now!" *Prepare yourself سے طرف کی getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did آپ say something?"
5. "Why do آپ have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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