First & Last Lines of the Series

401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls are David Bowie in animagus form.
402. I will not ask people what their demons are.
403. I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagne
.404. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
405. I will not call پیزا Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
406. I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
407. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
408. I will not tempt Ravenclaws with apples. I will also not say that the Slytherins...

I was handing out candy for Halloween. A little boy dressed up as Harry Potter came سے طرف کی and as he was walking up the driveway he dropped his wand. I told him he dropped his wand and he looks at me and shouted “ACCIO WAND!” and twitched his hand (which had a string attached to the wand and to his finger) and his wand came shooting up to his hand. He got the rest of my halloween candy and 5 dollars.

Today I got stuck in traffic on my way ہوم from work. Usually I hate traffic.. However, the وین in front of me was دکھانا Harry Potter on their TV screen. I love traffic today.

Today, I was driving...

Part 2, Woot!
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We arrived at Kings پار, صلیب a few weeks later. I had bought a small black cat named Midnight, after having a hard time chosing between cat یا owl. I also had a 9 1/2 inch Willow wand with dragon heartstring in it. I walked around, stroking my cat, looking for platform 9 3/4. All I saw was 9 and 10. Where was it? I walked around for a few minutes, wondering what to do. I even asked a few people, but they either told me I was crazy, یا کہا that there was no such thing. Several منٹ later I saw a person...