1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid سوال no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who چرا لیا, چوری کی the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus چرا لیا, چوری کی the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell آپ where babies come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking آپ seriously.
6) Whenever...
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