Hetalia

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(Waring: These are just how I feel about the Hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings یا ship the characters together. if آپ like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to...

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hi guys. this is just a opinion so dont get mad with me. ok here i go

Pinkie pie- Italy

Big mac- Germany

Maud pie- Japan یا Greece

limestone pie- Romano

سیب, ایپل bloom- Seborga

Scootaloo- Sealand

Sweetie belle- Wy

Rarity- France

Silver Spoon- Ladonia

Twilight sparkle- Iggy/England/Britain

Princess Cadence- Finland

Shining armor- Sweden

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(I recently discovered this generator: https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165 I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and پسندیدہ characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/246165
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

بان P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.

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once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting سٹار, ستارہ comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as پاستا stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting سٹار, ستارہ comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

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at your house

Denmark: *opens door* HELLO!!!

you: umm... hi Nordics... what r u guys doing here?

Denmark: our house is being destroyed because Norge was doing magic and it set on fire.

you: o-ok... آپ guys can come in

Denmark: WAHOOOO!!!!! do u have anything for us to drink?

you: i have milk, coke, juices and...

Denmark: NO NO NO NO!!! i don't like those things!!!

you: well what do u like? Hot Chocolate? Water?

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User: آپ know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if آپ do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in love Ben!?!

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(Spin-off of the Card میز, جدول Dating skit سے طرف کی Richard Jeni)

I say when آپ meet your other self آپ don't want a رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا table, what آپ want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the میز, جدول and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

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1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes پرستار art make him look cute to though ^w^






2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still love him X3



3. Iceland

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1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste تصاویر of Italy's curl onto random walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to کہا curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

I got Prussia, surprisingly makes sense.

پیش سے طرف کی LilacRoses پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Let's all sit back to appreciate that according to this, North Korea uses a fax machine to send threats to South Korea. And چرا لیا, چوری کی 1,000 Sedans from Sweden. And puts his citizens in jail if they don't have the right haircut. Wow. Just wow. XD

پیش سے طرف کی LilacRoses پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

X) ah~!

پیش سے طرف کی ROTGgirl2004 پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک