(Spin-off of the Card میز, جدول Dating skit سے طرف کی Richard Jeni)
I say when آپ meet your other self آپ don't want a رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا table, what آپ want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the میز, جدول and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...
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