Um..This is my first Fanfic, so I'll try my best to keep it up >.<
Gender: male! (jk)
Ethnicity: whatever آپ freaking want it to be
BEE TEE DOUBLE-U, the stuff inside of the () means that you're thinking to yourself :D
The stuff in the <> is yours-truly saying outside notes to you.
~So here we go~
You sat in the back of the bumpy truck thinking to yourself how your new house would look like. Your mother insisted that آپ sit in her car like a normal person, but nooo آپ wanted to sit in the moving truck. آپ were all smiles and stuff until آپ suddenly thought "I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! QQ". At that moment آپ clutched your domo bag closely and sobbed.
"..whats that noise..?" - mover truck dude 1
"how should i know? go check it out *smack*" - mover truck dude 2
"ow ow ok.." - mover truck dude 1
You see an old wrinkly guy open up the trunk-thing on the truck and آپ jumped out before he could say anything.
"MOMMY!!! IM ALL ALONE!! DX"
Your mom just kind of looked at آپ like -.-; while آپ clutched onto her leg and cried.
آپ ran into your house and کہا "Mom! Which room is mine? :3"
Mom: "Whichever آپ want dear..(please just leave me alone..)"
آپ decided to go with the biggest room. آپ dropped all of your stuff onto the floor and left to go help your mom do the unpacking. After 6 hours of unpacking آپ were hungry D:!
"MOM!! im hungry :<"
"You're 17! You're big enough to make something yourself! D:<"
Boo hoo..mommy doesn't love آپ and آپ know it :(. آپ went into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and drank 8 glasses of milk. آپ were full.
After رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا (if دودھ is considered dinner)~
آپ were sleepy and went to bed.
(I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!! NOOOOOO)
And alas آپ cried yourself to sleep.
The اگلے morning آپ stood in front of your closet.
(what should I wear? something cute..yea..that shows my awesome personality..or maybe something cool? skirt? pants? SHIRT?! NO SHIRT?!! o wait I need a shirt. Which socks? Shoes? Should I put my hair up?)
While آپ were pondering about clothes your mom comes into your room.
"Geez Mom! Don't آپ knock?! I could've been naked D:"
"Shut up D:< If آپ want me to knock then lock the door. Here's your uniform."
"Uniform?! D: How not cute.. T~T"
آپ put on your uniform and run downstairs to grab your breakfast.
"Mommy, where's my breaky :D?"
"Make it yourself D:< You're not a baby anymore."
Wahh, too lazy to make breakfast..you decided to just skip it and head out.
You: "I'm off, Matey!"
On your way to school آپ were walking, listening to your music, minding your own business and whatnot, and suddently, OUT OF NOWHERE, a meteor comes down and destroys you!!
You: AAAHHHH!!!! the world is too cruel!! I'm too young to die!!"
While آپ were dying on the floor, a guy comes up to you
Guy: "holy jeebus, are آپ okay???"
You: "wah..are آپ god?"
You: "Then آپ must be Satan..I always knew آپ were coming for me.. T_T"
Guy: "-_- get a hold of yourself, you're not dead."
You: "IM NOT?! *you kissed the ground* Oh sweet jesus, im alive!! But there's no way I could've survived that meteor. ...Maybe I'm..A SUPERHERO?! :D"
Guy: "Meteor..? آپ just got bonked in the head with a baseball."
D: آپ turned to see he was holding a baseball.
Guy: "and uh..I'm the one that hit this ball :D Sorry"
آپ were on the verge of strangling him to death.
You: "ARE آپ FAREAKING KIDDING ME?! NOW IM GOING TO BE LATE ON MY FIRST DAY!! D:<"
The گھنٹی, بیل rings.
"Correction. آپ are late on your first day."
آپ and the Guy turn around to see a tonfa sticking in your face.
You: "its the popo!! <Which means police in case آپ didn't know>"
Guy: "Oh crap! It's Hiba-"
You: "Shoo! Go away, police man! Don't beat me with your police sticks یا I'll eat you!"
Police guy: "..police..? I'll give آپ an extra beating for calling me something weird, آپ runt."
Police guy drags آپ and Guy to your school.