Keep Calm...

Prepare to laugh your heads off. I couldn't get to sleep last night...

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Chorus:
Yeah I love HP!
I'm another fan-g!
Too bad I'm not a witch-
it's only in my dreams.

Around the time of book one,
when the journey'd just begun,
it was real fun
hearin about Harry so young.

Chorus

Sometime after book two,
the loyalty held true.
The Chamber caught my interest,
I couldn't get enough of this!

Chorus

When book three came 'round
I was pleased to have found
my پسندیدہ of the bunch,
as well as a topic during lunch.

Chorus

Book four found it's way to me,
J.K. Rowling simply sang to me,
the beautiful and sad tale...

All these reasons are researched, hopefully unbiased, and completely open for friendly (reasonable) debate.

1. Slytherins value ambition, which is a trait often found in great leaders and *cough* politicians. Ambition is key in our world because otherwise, we would fall into anarchy. While traits like intelligence, courage, and loyalty are all important in leaders, the trait that gives an intelligent, brave, and loyal person the drive to achieve their dreams is ambition. We Slytherins set goals and work to reach them.

2. Slytherins have good self-preservation instincts. While this is sometimes...

Q: Harry Potter is the best! What are they going to call Book Four?
A: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Q: "The Goblin of Fire?" Cool!
A: No, Goblet.

Q: Goblet? Like a cup?
A: Yes.

Q: Ugh. Could that be any مزید sucky?
A: It could have been "Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace."

Q: So what's it about?
A: No one knows. مصنف J.K. Rowling didn’t want to spoil the element of surprise, which she feels is essential to creating the childlike wonderment one feels when encountering Harry’s world, as well as a key component of the massive marketing offensive required to sell the unprecedented 3.8...

We get it, ok?

Hufflepuffs are not useless, Ravenclaws are not all studious, Gryffindors are not all heroes, Slytherins are not all evil.

I don't think we need to defend our points any more. Posting multiple مضامین on how Hufflepuffs aren't useless doesn't convince anyone any more. I actually lost respect when a سیکنڈ Puff مضمون popped up. There is literally NO Hufflepuff hate on this spot! There's مزید Slytherin hate than anything, but I've گیا کیا پوسٹ my مضمون and I don't plan on writing any مزید from that point of view.

So far as I can see, no one hates anyone here. We Slytherins are trying...