stumbled upon this on www.stumbleupon.com :) it's quite hilarious
love CB( Cutthroat Bitch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just in case آپ need some writing inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can کرائیں جمع their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each سال to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a دائرے, حلقہ that had its two sides gently compressed سے طرف کی a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances...
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