House

House and Cuddy are sitting in a room with a person interviewing them about their lives in the hospital.


Interviewer: What is your job here?

Cuddy: I'm the dean of medicine.

House: I'm the head of the diagnostic department.

Interviewer: And what do آپ do in that position?

Cuddy: I run the hospital and keep House from getting into trouble.

House: I save lives.

Interviewer: How hard is your job on a scale from 1-10?

Cuddy: A 10.

House: With یا without Vicodin?

Interviewer: Dr. House, please answer the question.

House: Answer mine first.

Interviewer: Do آپ usually take Vicodin?

House: Yes.

Interviewer:...

Well, this is our first fic ever and we put a lot of enthusiasm on it. We wrote it in English so it is accessible to مزید people, but it’s not our mother tongue, so we beg آپ pardon for all our possible mistakes. It is mainly written سے طرف کی three of us, with a special participation. Each of us took a character so we could give different points of view to the story. We’ve been writing this fic for nine months یا so and it’s already finish. We wrote it while the TV دکھائیں was being broadcast so many things don’t coincide with the show. We’re still editing it so, if آپ have any consideration,...