Okay, I've seen this on many other sites, so no credit to me. Basically you make a sentence based on the color of your shirt and the time on your computer screen.

Take the hour:

1:00 I kissed
2:00 I made love with
3:00 I hit on
4:00 I am on the hook of
5:00 I said I was more awesome than
6:00 I danced for
7:00 I lied to
8:00 I dated
9:00 I called
10:00 I teased
11:00 I pretended to flirt with
12:00 I hugged


And the Minute:

1,16,31,46: Barney
2, 17, 32, 47: Ted
3,18, 33, 48: Robin
4, 19, 34, 49: Lily
5, 20, 35, 50: Marshal
6, 21, 36, 51: Don
7, 22, 37, 51: Ted’s Son
8, 23, 38, 52: Ted’s Daughter
9, 24, 39, 53: Ted and Robin
10, 25, 40, 54: Marshal and Lily
11, 26, 41, 55: Barney and Robin
12, 27, 42, 56: Ted and Robin
13, 28, 43, 57: Robin and Don
14, 29, 44, 58: Barney, Robin, Ted, Marshal, and Lily
15, 30, 45, 59: THE Mother
Hour on the dot: pick character

And what color shirt you have:

Blue: because I'm that amazing.
Red: because I'm in love.
Yellow: because I can't control myself.
Green: because nothing suits me like a suit.
Orange: because I saw Barney's super bowl sign.
Brown: because it's legen...wait for it...dairy!
Black: because I've got nothing else to do.
White: because I'm having some 'me' time!
Grey: because I was stone sober!
Other: because I'm awesome.