Sai: Hello and welcome! On with the IE interview! *Sits in chair* And our guest is *Drum roll*...Edgar Valtinas!
IE Cast: Boooooooo!!!
Edgar: *Ignoring the crowd* Thank آپ all! Your cheering for me is wonderful! *Takes a sit*
Fudou: *In audience* Dude, what crack is he on? O-o
Sakuma: *Elbows him in the side*
Fudou: What the fuck was that for?! x-x
Bjorn: *Turns around to Fudou* Shhhh!
Sai: So Edgar, آپ do realize that I know آپ paid the producers over $900 to be here on the show.
Edgar: *Shakes head* On the contrary, the producers asked me to be here, so I just gave them a big tip.
Sai: LIAR! *Throws my skateboard at him but misses and ends up hitting Hiroto in the head* Oopsie ^^"
Hiroto: I see pretty unicorns~ @o@
Burn: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
Midorikawa: H-Hiroto are آپ alright?!
Hiroto: *Looks at Midorikawa* Ice cream~ *drools*
Midorikawa: I ain't no damn ice cream! O-O *Quickly moves to another seat*
Sai: O...kay. Let's get back to what's really important. Have آپ ever gotten پرستار mail?
Edgar: I've gotten thousands of emails from my شائقین saying that they're glad my talent was finally recognized.
Gouenji: آپ don't have any fans. یا talent.
Edgar: That's what آپ say, Gouenji.
Sai: Whaatever, اگلے question. Do آپ have a girlfriend?
Edgar: Well, many girls would die just to be seen with me...
Genda: *Scoffs* I think the girls would rather die than been seen with you.
Edgar: *Laughs* I like your sarcasm, Genda *Wipes tear away*. As I was saying, I may be extremely irresistable but no. I'm waiting for that special someone to come around.
Burn: Who in their right mind would fall in love with you?
Edgar: آپ are wrong, dead wrong. Someone has shown that she loves me.
Sai: Oh really? Who is she? Your mother?
Edgar: No. Infact she's here in the crowd right now.
Sai: Can آپ point her out for us?
Edgar: With pleasure. *Points at Fuyuka* There she is.
Fuyuka: *Shocked*
Edgar: Fuyuka, I, Edgar Valtinas, would like to ask you, infront of all these people: Would آپ be my girlfriend?
Fuyuka: *Runs to the bathroom to throw up*
Endou: *Throws one of his shoes at Edgar* Damn آپ Edgar! آپ made Fuyuppe hurl!
IE Cast: *Burst out laughing*
Sai: *Sticks tongue out while laughing like a maniac* Well, that was entertaining. Anyway, اگلے question: is it true آپ were kicked out of your school just for being you?
Edgar: The principal was just jealous of me.
Sai: *Rolls eyes*
Edgar: Sairan did آپ know that I was the captain of my school's swimming team.
Sai: Until آپ were expelled.
Edgar:...............Yeah *hangs head*
Sai: Anyway, اگلے question, is it true that you're afraid of ladybugs?
Edgar: No. They just creep me out.
Shadow: *Walks up to him with a ladybug in his hand*
Edgar: *Shrieks in a really really sissy voice*
IE Cast: *Laughing their butts off*
Sai: Pathetic...
Edgar: Don't آپ think we should get back to whats important. Talking about my awesomeness.
Sai: You're awesome? اگلے quest-
Edgar: It's okay, Sairan. I know what you're going to say.
Sai: No آپ don't.
Edgar: Yes, I do. آپ were going to ask me how I got to be the perfect man I am today.
Sai: Actually I was gonna as-
Edgar: *Ignoring me* Well there really is no secret. I was just born this way. Did آپ know I was able to speak 5 different languages at the age of 3.
Gazel: *Murmers under breathe* That guy is full of himself.
Edgar: And I was also ranked best chess player in England at the age of 6.
Sai: Please stop...
Edgar: And even though now I play soccer for the national team, I took over the family business at the age of 13. Infact I'm so successful I want to get myself an apprentice.
Sai: Who do آپ have in mind?
Edgar: My Japanese counterpart. *Points at Kazemaru*
Kazemaru: *In prayer position* Oh thy father who art in heaven...*Finishes the prayer* Please protect me from this psycho.
Edgar: Oh Kazemaru. Always the funny one I see.
Sai: Uh, Edgar I don't think he-
Edgar: *Ignoring me again* Where was I? Oh yes, I'm very successful…
~Two hours later~
Everyone: *Sleepy*
Edgar: …and that's when I stopped being a Vegeterian.
Hiroto: *Stands up from the audience* Aaaaah! I can't take it anymore! *Grabs my skateboard*
Edgar: My word!
Hiroto: Die Edgar die!!!!!! *Throws my skateboard at his head*
IE Cast: *Overjoyed and cheering*
Edgar: Quick Sairan! Call the police! Call 000! Call somebody!
(Me: Yeah '000' is the Australian '911')
Sai: * Does as I'm told*
~5 منٹ later… The police arrive~
Edgar: Officers, thank goodness you're here.
Police officer 1: * Takes out handcuffs and puts them on Edgar*
Edgar: What is the meaning of this? I'm the victim here!
Police officer 2: We know. It's just that we don't like you. *Takes him away*
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Yay, me hope آپ guys like it~ it took me three bloody hours to write xD
IE Cast: Boooooooo!!!
Edgar: *Ignoring the crowd* Thank آپ all! Your cheering for me is wonderful! *Takes a sit*
Fudou: *In audience* Dude, what crack is he on? O-o
Sakuma: *Elbows him in the side*
Fudou: What the fuck was that for?! x-x
Bjorn: *Turns around to Fudou* Shhhh!
Sai: So Edgar, آپ do realize that I know آپ paid the producers over $900 to be here on the show.
Edgar: *Shakes head* On the contrary, the producers asked me to be here, so I just gave them a big tip.
Sai: LIAR! *Throws my skateboard at him but misses and ends up hitting Hiroto in the head* Oopsie ^^"
Hiroto: I see pretty unicorns~ @o@
Burn: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
Midorikawa: H-Hiroto are آپ alright?!
Hiroto: *Looks at Midorikawa* Ice cream~ *drools*
Midorikawa: I ain't no damn ice cream! O-O *Quickly moves to another seat*
Sai: O...kay. Let's get back to what's really important. Have آپ ever gotten پرستار mail?
Edgar: I've gotten thousands of emails from my شائقین saying that they're glad my talent was finally recognized.
Gouenji: آپ don't have any fans. یا talent.
Edgar: That's what آپ say, Gouenji.
Sai: Whaatever, اگلے question. Do آپ have a girlfriend?
Edgar: Well, many girls would die just to be seen with me...
Genda: *Scoffs* I think the girls would rather die than been seen with you.
Edgar: *Laughs* I like your sarcasm, Genda *Wipes tear away*. As I was saying, I may be extremely irresistable but no. I'm waiting for that special someone to come around.
Burn: Who in their right mind would fall in love with you?
Edgar: آپ are wrong, dead wrong. Someone has shown that she loves me.
Sai: Oh really? Who is she? Your mother?
Edgar: No. Infact she's here in the crowd right now.
Sai: Can آپ point her out for us?
Edgar: With pleasure. *Points at Fuyuka* There she is.
Fuyuka: *Shocked*
Edgar: Fuyuka, I, Edgar Valtinas, would like to ask you, infront of all these people: Would آپ be my girlfriend?
Fuyuka: *Runs to the bathroom to throw up*
Endou: *Throws one of his shoes at Edgar* Damn آپ Edgar! آپ made Fuyuppe hurl!
IE Cast: *Burst out laughing*
Sai: *Sticks tongue out while laughing like a maniac* Well, that was entertaining. Anyway, اگلے question: is it true آپ were kicked out of your school just for being you?
Edgar: The principal was just jealous of me.
Sai: *Rolls eyes*
Edgar: Sairan did آپ know that I was the captain of my school's swimming team.
Sai: Until آپ were expelled.
Edgar:...............Yeah *hangs head*
Sai: Anyway, اگلے question, is it true that you're afraid of ladybugs?
Edgar: No. They just creep me out.
Shadow: *Walks up to him with a ladybug in his hand*
Edgar: *Shrieks in a really really sissy voice*
IE Cast: *Laughing their butts off*
Sai: Pathetic...
Edgar: Don't آپ think we should get back to whats important. Talking about my awesomeness.
Sai: You're awesome? اگلے quest-
Edgar: It's okay, Sairan. I know what you're going to say.
Sai: No آپ don't.
Edgar: Yes, I do. آپ were going to ask me how I got to be the perfect man I am today.
Sai: Actually I was gonna as-
Edgar: *Ignoring me* Well there really is no secret. I was just born this way. Did آپ know I was able to speak 5 different languages at the age of 3.
Gazel: *Murmers under breathe* That guy is full of himself.
Edgar: And I was also ranked best chess player in England at the age of 6.
Sai: Please stop...
Edgar: And even though now I play soccer for the national team, I took over the family business at the age of 13. Infact I'm so successful I want to get myself an apprentice.
Sai: Who do آپ have in mind?
Edgar: My Japanese counterpart. *Points at Kazemaru*
Kazemaru: *In prayer position* Oh thy father who art in heaven...*Finishes the prayer* Please protect me from this psycho.
Edgar: Oh Kazemaru. Always the funny one I see.
Sai: Uh, Edgar I don't think he-
Edgar: *Ignoring me again* Where was I? Oh yes, I'm very successful…
~Two hours later~
Everyone: *Sleepy*
Edgar: …and that's when I stopped being a Vegeterian.
Hiroto: *Stands up from the audience* Aaaaah! I can't take it anymore! *Grabs my skateboard*
Edgar: My word!
Hiroto: Die Edgar die!!!!!! *Throws my skateboard at his head*
IE Cast: *Overjoyed and cheering*
Edgar: Quick Sairan! Call the police! Call 000! Call somebody!
(Me: Yeah '000' is the Australian '911')
Sai: * Does as I'm told*
~5 منٹ later… The police arrive~
Edgar: Officers, thank goodness you're here.
Police officer 1: * Takes out handcuffs and puts them on Edgar*
Edgar: What is the meaning of this? I'm the victim here!
Police officer 2: We know. It's just that we don't like you. *Takes him away*
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Yay, me hope آپ guys like it~ it took me three bloody hours to write xD
