I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I WILL go to hell.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm...
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