1. His beautiful british accent ("Sarah, don't defy me,") 2. His goregous wild blonde hair (I'd love to get my fingers tangled in it!) 3. His mismatched eyes (So quirky and mysterious!) 4. His pale skin (He makes Edward Cullen look darker!) 5. How he dresses (Damn...I love leather) 6. His riding crop (I won't even mention what I'm thinking!) 7. His power (I'd love to be his queen!) 8. His sultry, dark, melodic voice (I wanna listen to him all night long!)
We present a disturbingly enchanted feast to feed your absurd edible fantasies. For one night only the Goblin King presents his most ill-frequented and unpopular goblin noshery for all your delectable delicacies!