if آپ woke up one night and see Jeff staring at آپ what would آپ do یا how would آپ react?

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Maxxi: *looks straight at him and starts singing*
''Hey I just met you!
And you're crazy!
But here's my room so ...
So get out maybe?
'Cause I am trying to sleep now,
And آپ are annoyyyiinnng me !
But please get out ...
Before I cry loud! xDD ''

I would freak out a bit and then i would kiss him.
And die!

try to convince him not to kill me and try become دوستوں with benefits

I'd be super just actually seeing and I would kiss him, after if it kills me better is that its either him someone else

دکھائیں him this video and hope it doesn't make him wanna kill me more.

i would annoy him until he says me ارے ارے ارے ارے ارے ارے ارے what دن is it slender slender shut up me ارے ارے what دن is it what دن is it jeff is hump دن me whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i would say wazup ol' buddy i've been trying to find آپ for months...weres slendey?

Well.. i love Jeff, but seeing him would freak me out because that means everyone else exists. After i calm down a bit I would probably go پرستار girl on him. :] (if I'm still alive)

I would say "thanks for waking me up''. then flip him off.

I always hide a چھری under my pillow.....and my Ipod

jump a little, then say "hi, nice to meet you. There's دودھ in the fridge, help yourself."

I'll be like "OH MY GOD!!"

Hi how are آپ I am shadow and we have ice cream in the freezer

Omg, RUN!

No worries, I'd just send out Mekashi x3

Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: Well I was before آپ woke me up

I would hug him! :3

Me : * stares back with my psychopathic looking eyes I have*
Me : * psychopathic smile* hi * keeps staring at Jeff sitting on my بستر cuz that basically is all that's n my room *
Jeff : hi .... Say r u that crazy chick I'm always hearing about
Me : yup but I'm not that psycho یا well maybe I am doesn't madder just kiss me * pulls jeff on سب, سب سے اوپر of me *
Jeff : ur not a crazy fangirl r u ?!
Me : nope just shut up and kiss me !

i'd smile and grab a large knife, just in case he tried to attack, and start a conversation with him.

Me: whadya want Jeff, im trying to sleep
Jeff: Slendy wants آپ to go get Sally to stop crying
Me: Slendy does یا u do
Jeff: smartass
Me: either shut up and leave یا shut up and lye down
Jeff lyes beside me
Me: what I thought