"When I got to my hotel near Marquette یونیورسٹی in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I slept for a few hours but when I woke up I was still dead tired. I was a mess. Luckily I had the coke to pick me back up. I did a few key bumps and headed to the lecture hall, where a sold-out crowd waited to hear me speak. I thought for sure that one of the professors would take one look at me and kick me out. But none did. They wanted to hear about the trials and tribulations of Jodie Sweetin, یا at least the Jodie Sweetin I had created سے طرف کی appearing on Good Morning America and talking to People magazine.