Kraucik83 Betty White's tips for living a long and happy life! (from the Late Show) Pick yours!
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#10 Get at least 8h of beauty sleep, 9 if you're ugly
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#9 Exercise. یا don't. What the hell do I care?
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#8 Never apologize -- It shows weakness
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#7 The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall law suit
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#6 Avoid tweeting any تصاویر of your private parts
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#5 Schedule nightly appointments with Dr. Johnnie Walker
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#4 Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook...
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#3 Try not to die
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#2 Never dwell on past mistakes, esp. آپ LeBron
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#1 Don't waste your time watching this crap (Late Show-David Letterman)
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