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(the گھنٹی, بیل rings for lunch)
Cartman: Man, I can't believe I failed the test!
Me: At least I passed.
Stan: Yeah, but if we failed it, then both of us would be screwed.
Kenny: (muffled) Wow, Michelle must be REALLY smart.
Janay: Hi Michelle!
Me: ارے Janay! What's up?
Janay: I heard آپ and Stan kissed last night.
Stan: Yeah, and in class, I couldn't stop staring at her.
Cartman: Yeah, even if Wendy had a chance to kiss Stan.
Stan: Shut up Cartman! (slaps him hard on the back.)
Cartman: Jesus, I was being sarcastic, Stan!
Wendy: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hi Wendy!
Wendy: Good job for being one of the three people to...
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(going back to where we left off..)
Me: Why would Lea die?
Mom: Well, something horrible did all of this, not her یا anyone else. That was why Lea had to die.
Me: Oh man... Is there a possible way to bring her back to life?
Mom: Unfortunately, Michelle... There is no way we can ever bring a human back to life. Whenever آپ die, you're gone forever and آپ can't go back to living again.
Me: That's really terrible, but... Have I even met Lea before?
Mom: Who knows? I didn't know the last time آپ ever saw her before she died.
Me: Probably eight years ago.
Mom: Oh.
(Meanwhile at school..)
Kyle: Hi Michelle....
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(going back to the scene on the گزشتہ part...)
Stan: Michelle, are آپ sure آپ saw someone's shadow?
Me: Yeah! It almost looked just like me!
Kyle: I wonder who he is...
Cartman: Maybe it's someone very mysterious..
Me: یا maybe it's someone who disappeared 12 days پہلے after he helped the town from danger.. But we'll never know for sure.
(at my basement of my house, the gathering starts and the six of us are all in chairs formed in a circle, and Janay starts the conversation with why Mysterion came back to South Park.)
Janay: Why would someone be after Michelle?
Stan: Don't ask me, ask Michelle....
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okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. آپ can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My پروفائل picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


سیکنڈ of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown مزید than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten سال old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
posted by dragons0214
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five منٹ later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if آپ ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his کوٹ pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a اسموتھی, سموتی and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do آپ have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so آپ put all your money in the bank and آپ never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when آپ asked for a water mattress آپ were taken to sea world!"
(At Michelle's house)
Stan: Wow, Michelle. First, آپ get hurt, and then آپ grow stronger and beat Carla in a fight! آپ really showed her who's boss.
Me: Yeah, it's a miracle now that my injuries are gone and done for.
Kenny: (muffled) Everyone's saying Michelle's a hero because she stood up to Carla, aren't you, Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Kenny. I also proved her wrong, underestimated her, and most likely, turned against her. If it weren't for آپ guys, I'd be dead now.
Cartman: True, but you're our best friend, Michelle. Why would آپ ever die? South Park would be different if آپ died.
Janay: I know....
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posted by codyxgwen101
Cute Boyfriend
Lizzys POV
I yawned as sierra lead me into a classroom. Of course it was 4th grade. Right when I walked in,
Every boy stared at me. Their toungs Where rolling out. Alright I’ll admit it I am pretty good looking.
Then I saw HIM! The same boy that I accidently kissed in kindergarten! My best friend!
KYLE!!!!!!!
Everybody this is Elizabeth McCartney. “She’s new this year!” the teacher explained. I shivered. “I
Was here in kindergarten then left.” Why did آپ leave Lisa?” Stanly asked. “Parents” I responded. Oh.
Then Ms. Choksondik told the class “Miss McCartney...
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(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
(at the center of South Park..)
Stan: (keeps my arms tighter around Michelle)
Me: (holds on to Stan)
Ace: It's only me, Michelle.
Me: I know, Ace, but why did آپ try to take my life?
Ace: I would never do that. I was trying to give آپ a warning.
Me: I understand. I was the one trying to save my world from a dark oblivion.
Ace: Is that true?
Me: Yes.
Ace: آپ were also the one who is the Angel of Darkness, right?
Me: Yep, that's me. Luckily, I had saved the world numerous times before.
Ace: (disappears)
Stan: Who was that, Michelle?
Me: Ace.
Kenny: That guy where he...
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posted by Sunshine_Raisin
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your مضمون about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
If your نام کا صارف is in the عنوان یا آپ are a kyle hater in this پرستار club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that آپ guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate آپ kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If آپ hate kyle so much, then why don't آپ just stop posting this kind of stuff, یا leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, آپ ARE VERY WELCOME.
(going back to where we left off..)
Me: (just lies in my بستر at that night, feeling bad for myself.) What did I do wrong when Stan killed Wendy? People would think I killed her instead of Stan and that would hurt my reputation and popularity at school and I don't want that to happen. (then my hands are in my face for a whole minute.)
(then the phone on the left side of my بستر rings)
Me: (I pick up the phone) Hello?
Kyle: ارے Michelle, it's me.
Me: Oh, hi Kyle. What's up?
Kyle: Nothing much. Can I ask آپ something?
Me: Sure. Go ahead.
Kyle: What happened a few hours پہلے between Stan and Wendy after...
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posted by dragons0214
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will آپ come ہوم and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, آپ could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself یا something.
posted by dragons0214
Last night, I had the craziest dream. I went to a costume party that the theme was south park, and I dressed as kyle. When I came home, I was so tired, that I went to sleep with my costume on. Over night, my stan plush toy came to life as the real stan for some reason. When I woke up the اگلے morning, stan looked at me, smiling and said," good morning, kyle! I missed you!" I told Stan that I am not really kyle, but dressed like him. He then began to sob.This is when I told him that him and his دوستوں are on a TV دکھائیں that are about their crazy adventures. To be fair, I showed him one episode...
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posted by dragons0214
"Come over here, آپ fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
posted by dragons0214
I went straight to بستر once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.

The اگلے day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an مالٹا, نارنگی شرٹ, قمیض underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.

when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica شرٹ, قمیض with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.

"I guess we're switching outfits." He کہا to me.

The other three boys arrived...
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posted by dragons0214
Kyle opened his arms. I ran towards him, and we hugged. I felt محفوظ around his arms. He felt so warm and fuzzy that I wanted to melt inside him. He then began to stroke my hair.

"Don't worry. Bebe won't ever be mean to آپ ever again." He whispered into my ear.

"But what she کہا was right. I never had a friend here until آپ came along." I contradicted between sobs and sniffles.

"Well, they don't know the girl that I know." he answered.

We hugged for another five minutes. I was sad when he let go. I wanted to keep on hugging him until I melted and became part of him. We walked out together. I...
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posted by dragons0214
I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school کتابیں out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
posted by zaptrollwen
January 1st 2012

It's the start of a new year. A new dawn. A new life. Today i've left the small town of South Park to begin my own journey.
Last سال on May 26th I finally turned 16. I graduated early from Park County High School
as a sophmore with a diploma in Psychology. Only 2 other sophmores graduated. Wendy and Token both managed to graduate too. Token got a diploma in Cultures, Wendy got a diploma in Citizenship. All the other kids in my grade won't be graduating until Senior Year. After I recieved my diploma I told Stan about my college plans. He کہا he couldn't believe he had to go...
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Me: What would I do if I saw anyone trying to hurt me?
Stan: Don't worry, Michelle. I'll defend آپ and make sure you'll never get hurt.
Nurse: That's nice, Stan. Is she your girlfriend?
Stan: Yes. I've shown interest in her ever since she moved here.
(at the auditorium, there is a Talent دکھائیں and everyone is there, including Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle.)
Mr. Mackey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Talent دکھائیں Championship! Our first finalist is 10 سال old, Wendy Testaburger.
Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
(she then starts her song..)
Stan: Where's Michelle?
Kenny: She's in the competition.
Kyle:...
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Wendy: Why am I being called to the principal?
Stan: Because آپ hurt Clyde, آپ b**ch!
Wendy: Why are آپ hurting me, Stan?!? I thought we were friends!
Stan: Not anymore because of what آپ did to Michelle!
Principal Victoria: Enough guys. Stan, go back to class.
Stan: Okay. (glares at Wendy as I walk back to class.)
Principal Victoria: Wendy Testaburger, I am very disappointed in you. آپ have punched Clyde Donovan in the face for no reason! آپ are expelled from this school at once! Pack your things and leave now!
Wendy: But-
Principal Victoria: Leave!
Wendy: Shit. (walks to her locker and gets...
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