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posted by dragons0214
''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like آپ all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about آپ take the empty ڈیسک اگلے to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle کہا obediantly, as he took a نشست at the ڈیسک to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether یا not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' سے طرف کی Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
posted by dragons0214
When the bus started to اقدام again, I took my آئی پوڈ, ipod out of my backpack. I went to the موسیقی and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' سے طرف کی Wheatus, my پسندیدہ song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super مقبول and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if آپ were a boy." cartman کہا real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the سٹریٹ, گلی and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat اگلے to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the نشست right behind the bus driver. It's like that نشست was reserved for me یا something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do آپ know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are آپ serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told آپ this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: آپ mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in آپ for what آپ did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my کتابیں in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are آپ a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and جیکٹ on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if آپ wanted to go to the فلمیں today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: آپ think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
Me: (is at ہوم and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my love poem to دکھائیں to the class for دکھانا them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my بستر and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: آپ startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your دل from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do آپ still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would آپ ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I love آپ dearly, Michelle.
Me: I love آپ too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, آپ know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny چرا لیا, چوری کی Michelle's دل from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell آپ something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling آپ all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let آپ know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves آپ already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to اقدام on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. آپ need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the اگلے دن at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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(going back to the گزشتہ volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky آپ got...
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(going back to the گزشتہ part..)
Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the اگلے دن at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: ارے Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: آپ look like آپ just turned into a goth. آپ sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See آپ in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots اگلے to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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(going back to the گزشتہ part..)
Me (in my costume): (thinks: I knew what I had to do. It's my only chance to save the world once and for all. Mysterion and Kenny were right all along. The power and the fate of South Park is in my hands. I have known this for 10 years now and I still remember the first time I have received my immortality and my power. Whenever I had to fight someone, it always ends in me winning.) (then my shadow appears right before my enemy sees it.)
Unknown Enemy: It's no use, the Angel of Darkness. There's nothing آپ can do to save your town.
Me: Hmmph, there's only one...
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The عنوان says it all.
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(going back to where we came from in the گزشتہ part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! آپ sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! آپ too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe آپ a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree مزید with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I سب, سب سے اوپر the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his پچھواڑے, گدا یا something.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! آپ guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the گٹار Hero party.
Kyle: ارے Michelle! ارے Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) ارے guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your ڈاکو, ہڈ on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my ڈاکو, ہڈ on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the گزشتہ part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the اگلے دن at school, I see Kenny without his ڈاکو, ہڈ on for the سیکنڈ time)
Kenny: Did آپ defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to kiss me, and I get near too and we just kiss with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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(going back to the scene of the گزشتہ part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If آپ say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your پچھواڑے, گدا like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: ارے Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. آپ do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank آپ Kyle! آپ and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe آپ کہا آپ were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never کہا I was!
Cartman:...
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