1. Take him out for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when آپ try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. دکھائیں him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is مزید kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.

8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The...