I love how “barista” is the job conservatives bring up as a lazy slacker job when one shift at a moderately busy Starbucks would have them crouched between stacks of milk crates sobbing in the back room

I hope young actors in the future use Daniel Radcliffe as the shining example of what to do when you get that franchise money. Guy 100% does stuff he wants, constantly makes interesting weird choices, always seems to have fun. You make a billion dollars, go find cool stuff.

i hope stranger things knows how bad of an ending it would be if they pull the "el has to die in order to save everyone" plot line..

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

I applied for this company’s Vice President job on indeed and someone there sent me a personalized email saying to never waste their time again

YES

truly + daniel one and the barista one. People who work in any food place are superheroes, the way the clients are so rabid for food it's yikes

I was going to pick the Eleven option because after the way numerous series have completely fucked up the ending over the past decade {looking at you HIMYM & GoT}... I'm always anxious now!

But this is absolutely legit, and what drives me fucking nuts is that when you try to say any of this to these decrepit old boomers, they basically just stick their fingers in their ears and scream "FAKE NEWS!!"