i love making these فہرست things.. so recently i found one someone else made on mugglenet.com :D:D
I love it.. and it won't work as a link lol.

101 ways to annoy voldemort

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge...