Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A سینڈوچ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though آپ were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the سینڈوچ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the جیلی sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن یا جیلی سینڈوچ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of جیلی at wall, sneering “I...
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