Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when آپ fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked آپ out of hell?
He says "Where have آپ been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did آپ find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do آپ do for a living?
Female:...
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