آپ know my mind got to thinking the other دن when the heavens opened and Emmalee گیا کیا پوسٹ those lovely topless pictures of Megan لومڑی on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?
After a few steamy منٹ of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. آپ know, that little فہرست آپ have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 شخصیات مشہور you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put آپ into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we love movie stars and live for putting things into فہرست form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous یا otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan لومڑی یا Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the اگلے cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating آپ I am obsessed with آپ and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey یا their “bubbies.”
That being کہا The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a فہرست of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make فلمیں with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable actresses in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I love girls who, even though they are beautiful یا hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in کنسرٹ back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a WWE Diva, but I’d let her pin me any دن of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR فہرست Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so آپ don’t pull a Ross:
After a few steamy منٹ of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. آپ know, that little فہرست آپ have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 شخصیات مشہور you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put آپ into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we love movie stars and live for putting things into فہرست form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous یا otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan لومڑی یا Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the اگلے cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating آپ I am obsessed with آپ and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey یا their “bubbies.”
That being کہا The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a فہرست of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make فلمیں with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable actresses in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I love girls who, even though they are beautiful یا hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in کنسرٹ back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a WWE Diva, but I’d let her pin me any دن of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR فہرست Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so آپ don’t pull a Ross: