“The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.”
"Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job" [When told سے طرف کی Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]”
“I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.”
“One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.”
“They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell آپ آپ can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent آپ like puting nails in the road.”
“Doing things the way آپ see it, going سے طرف کی your own heart...
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