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Interviewer....... "Whats wrong Michael? آپ dont look very happy!!!!
Michael.... "I'm not. Bubbles just shit on my foot"
Loooooooool

Michael:Please tell me آپ got KFC

Interviewer(off camera): "Mike...I asked آپ once already...I will ask آپ one مزید time... Michael this is my ONLY request from آپ for this interview...."

Mike: "OK!!! I promise I will NOT smile if that will help آپ concentrate on the interview."

Im very disappointed in آپ for not telling me kfc was open

Mmmm, I wonder if there's women outside waiting for me. ( interviewer talking) ( Michael not listening) I better go take a look...and maybe not come back.

Police officer: Michael, this is very serious, ok? Not everyone likes snakes like آپ do! Some people are very scared of them and Muscles did a bad thing biting that woman! We will not do anything but ONLY because it is YOUR snake. OK? Can آپ make sure nothing like this will happen again?
Michael: ..ok ok..I got it.. *thinking* poor guy..never had a pet..

Michael: I کہا MAKE ME A سینڈوچ BITCH.

michael:man those r some good lookin breasts o n look at those thighs o n those legs
interviewer:yh the girl sure is sexy
michael:o no i was talkin about that kfc shes holding

Interviewer:you look uncomfortable,michael,are آپ ok?
Michael: yeah...sure...ofcourse.(but really thinking)Deodrant doesnt cost that much!!!my eyes are watering.

Michael: What should I do today???
should I go blow bubbles with bubbles...
should I go lift some muscles with muscles
I know... I should get KFC

Interviewer: Michael are آپ ok??? I asked you, wut is ur number so we can hang out in Neverland???

Michael:o sorry...KFC!!!

well ill say!!
mighty funny yeha!
and here s mine:

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mj thnks:
how long am i gonna SIT here look al **' man?!
inside his slint دل and souul aswell as smile..
interwiewer: so.. michael.. on the ladies front.. have آپ had am-.any luck??
mj:: oh he..* i am not shure i can say man.. ist not so good سے طرف کی me as famed I ma that i *..eh...
am.. not much man.. eheheh!!

interwiewer:. ok...??? welll had any luck with the lates album then??
mj: well i can say آپ so much its not as small of BAD as thriller was no..
interwiewer: ok i think we got it then.. oh yeha a much asked fanqestion all at the edn mike: are آپ still single??
MJ:: erh...!*blushhhhh!!* thats a anchint and well buried as my soon nededn *** is it secret man..

interwiewer: ????????????????
adds: thank you!
and thats all from us her at **** with michael jackson!!!!!
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hope it falls in good sloi this and good reading all!!
anjarile tha FAIR.. :DD!