// The اگلے دن //
So I got up and Craig still wasn't here so I tried calling him .. of course he didn't pick up the phone
Me: .. I'm bored... what can I do
My phone buzzed
Me: -reads text-
T: ارے ma -winking face-
Me: ارے what آپ want?
T: آپ already know what I want
Me: stfu jeez such a freak
T: can آپ come to the patio door please
Me: why?
T: there's a present for you
Me: I'm coming..
-walks to the patio door and locks the door-
T: -knocks on the glass- aye can't آپ let a homie in
Me: umm... well I have to take a شاور I'll come back and get you
/ 5 منٹ later /
Me: -unlocked the door-
T: man it's...
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