Better have nine lives if I catch آپ reading my diary.
July. Two. Five.
Ooh they’re telling math jokes now…
Q: What do آپ get if آپ divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern سے طرف کی it’s diameter?
A: کدو, لوکی Pi!
The math geeks I’m stuck on this bus with think that this is funny. So funny in fact, that the harpy sitting in front of me shoots دودھ out of her nose when she hears the مککا, عجیب الخلقت line. I don’t think it’s funny at all. I’d rather be listening to the موسیقی I have stored on my iCoffin but two hours into our five-hour ride ہوم my iCoffin gave up the ghost. It should have lasted...
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