My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No آپ shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack کی, اپپلیجاک tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich bin Pinkie Pie.
Applejack: Why are آپ speaking german, and how come you're a griffon?
Luna: I cast a spell to turn her into a griffon, and now she thinks she has to speak a different language.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Fluttershy: Ok that's enough.
Applejack: Fluttershy آپ two?
Luna: We're wasting time here! *teleports them onto the train*
Roseluck: Luna, what are آپ doing here?
Luna: Saving my sister, but let Pinkie and Fluttershy take care of this.
Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy: *kills griffons*
Gilda: Oh shit! مزید ponies behind us. *kills Vinyl Scratch*
Griffon 4783: I thought that hedgehog was watching them!
Gilda: I thought so to.
Luna: Keep fighting!
Celestia: Luna! Why are آپ here?
Luna: To save آپ sister. We have to get off this train.
Twilight: But our unicorn horns are missing.
Luna: I can restore your horns now lets go! *teleports ponies back to Equestria*

yup they forgot me, this can't be good.

Sean: Almost done defusing it.
Gilda: What happened? Why are آپ trying to defuse the bomb?!
Sean: So the ponies wont die.
Gilda: Well they just left!
Sean: Goddamnit! *kills Gilda*

other griffons: Freeze!
Sean: How about I burn instead? *detonates bomb*

The train has blown into smithereens, with all the griffons inside. I also destroyed the bridge.

Back at Equestria things were back to normal.

Twilight Sparkle: Where did Sean go?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm not sure. He must have gone down without a fight.

The End

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applejackrocks LOL. Pinkie Language! XD! Couldnt stop laughing when she said 'Ja'

Seanthehedgehog 90 days of learning german has paid off.

applejackrocks Woah that really german?

Seanthehedgehog Eeyup. What Pinkie said when she first started speaking german was I'm going to fool Applejack. 4 some reason the germans would say I'm going to Applejack fool.

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The اگلے train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the ٹٹو to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure آپ have, now if آپ don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right آپ are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck اگلے time zombies.
Twilight: آپ give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They کہا to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - آپ will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 سیکنڈ Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead سے طرف کی قوس قزح Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the اگلے room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of آپ to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, آپ do it. آپ have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left آپ unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 گھنٹہ later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic دل to Steven*
Steven - *puts دل inside* آپ will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

--
4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! آپ were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - آپ guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - آپ talk like آپ were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do آپ liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... آپ guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left آپ some heavy armor to wear. آپ gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so آپ know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't اقدام an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - ارے new how is it...

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The Heist : Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will اقدام onto bigger shit from now.

Hour : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want آپ to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only آپ and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house اگلے to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the گھنٹی, بیل being rung.

Tim: Guess that جوابات my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time آپ saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) آپ don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: مزید like آپ had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No آپ didn't.. آپ just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, آپ won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

"The battle aginst fool"

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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one ٹٹو to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - یا else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* آپ couldn't play سے طرف کی my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful دن isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - آپ know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding بیئر bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What آپ mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 11 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - آپ can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are آپ mad آپ will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was دیا care and ہوم سے طرف کی those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping آپ then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are آپ ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet آپ Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the ہوم of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for آپ Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from آپ again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to آپ about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are آپ mad?! Do آپ know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's مزید important ma'am? The car, یا your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want آپ getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This hot rod is bad ass

Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast آپ can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The سب, سب سے اوپر speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are آپ going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do آپ wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. آپ decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast آپ can get this...