It was a nice sunny day. Then قوس قزح Dash flew سے طرف کی with two cars following her, while the ponies in the cars were shooting at her.
Stallion 42: Keep firing!
Stallion 88: I'm almost out of ammo!
قوس قزح Dash: They've got good aim, but I make great turns.
Stallion 42: Stay on her!
While the stallions were chasing قوس قزح Dash a green Mare named Jade saw what was happening.
Stallion 95: She's leaving the road!
Stallion 57: Keep following her!
Jade: *kicks car*
Stallion 95: We're flying. great *hits ground*
Stallion 42: Good thing that wasn't us.
Train engineer: *blows whistle*
قوس قزح Dash: *flies past train*
Stallion 88: We're gonna hit the train!!
Stallion 42: *brakes* Oh, SHIT پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا FUCK کتیا, کتيا پچھواڑے, گدا FUCK پچھواڑے, گدا SHIT FUCK پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا JUMP!! *hits train*
قوس قزح Dash: Too much profanity if آپ ask me.
After being chased, قوس قزح Dash got to Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres. It was good to see Applejack, and her family. As well as knowing that she would be with ponies she could trust. But later that night.
Stallion 65: You're not even a pony. Why do آپ want to kill mares?
Griffon 4445: Remember how قوس قزح Dash nearly killed our kind?
Stallion 65: I don't blame you.
Big Mac: What do y'all want?
Stallion 65: آپ got any mares here?
Big Mac: Nope.
Griffon 4445: Are آپ sure?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Stallion 65: Let us check *pushes Big Mac*
Big Mac: No one pushes me, and gets away with it.
Griffon 4445: I found قوس قزح Dash!
قوس قزح Dash: *wakes up* wha?
Big Mac: *kills griffon* Dash run!
قوس قزح Dash: Oh jeez *flies off*
Stallion 65: Get back here! *fires gun*
Applejack: *breaks stallion's neck*
Applebloom: What happened here?
Applejack: Someone tried to kill قوس قزح Dash sweetie.
Applebloom: Are آپ guys ok?
Big Mac: Eeyup. Now آپ go back to bed.
After what happened at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres, قوس قزح Dash had to continue on her way to San Franciscolt, but tomorrow she would do something unexpected.
Stallion 42: Keep firing!
Stallion 88: I'm almost out of ammo!
قوس قزح Dash: They've got good aim, but I make great turns.
Stallion 42: Stay on her!
While the stallions were chasing قوس قزح Dash a green Mare named Jade saw what was happening.
Stallion 95: She's leaving the road!
Stallion 57: Keep following her!
Jade: *kicks car*
Stallion 95: We're flying. great *hits ground*
Stallion 42: Good thing that wasn't us.
Train engineer: *blows whistle*
قوس قزح Dash: *flies past train*
Stallion 88: We're gonna hit the train!!
Stallion 42: *brakes* Oh, SHIT پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا FUCK کتیا, کتيا پچھواڑے, گدا FUCK پچھواڑے, گدا SHIT FUCK پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا JUMP!! *hits train*
قوس قزح Dash: Too much profanity if آپ ask me.
After being chased, قوس قزح Dash got to Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres. It was good to see Applejack, and her family. As well as knowing that she would be with ponies she could trust. But later that night.
Stallion 65: You're not even a pony. Why do آپ want to kill mares?
Griffon 4445: Remember how قوس قزح Dash nearly killed our kind?
Stallion 65: I don't blame you.
Big Mac: What do y'all want?
Stallion 65: آپ got any mares here?
Big Mac: Nope.
Griffon 4445: Are آپ sure?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Stallion 65: Let us check *pushes Big Mac*
Big Mac: No one pushes me, and gets away with it.
Griffon 4445: I found قوس قزح Dash!
قوس قزح Dash: *wakes up* wha?
Big Mac: *kills griffon* Dash run!
قوس قزح Dash: Oh jeez *flies off*
Stallion 65: Get back here! *fires gun*
Applejack: *breaks stallion's neck*
Applebloom: What happened here?
Applejack: Someone tried to kill قوس قزح Dash sweetie.
Applebloom: Are آپ guys ok?
Big Mac: Eeyup. Now آپ go back to bed.
After what happened at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres, قوس قزح Dash had to continue on her way to San Franciscolt, but tomorrow she would do something unexpected.
Hello and welcome to another edition of Nick Rants! This time we're going to be debunking points about Aquaman being useless! For once, this won't contain swearing! Yay!
#1 - "Talks to Fish"
No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.
#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"
I'll just فہرست off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.
#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"
Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying سے طرف کی the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.
#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"
Everybody sucked at that time.
That's all folks!
#1 - "Talks to Fish"
No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.
#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"
I'll just فہرست off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.
#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"
Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying سے طرف کی the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.
#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"
Everybody sucked at that time.
That's all folks!