posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with آپ Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see آپ have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.
The two دوستوں drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.
Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do آپ know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can آپ get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary. Can آپ get the sledgehammer?
Con: I got this *hits engine*
Fenix: Wunderbar. Let's continue.
Fenix dropped him off at the Cemetary, and Con went looking around. But then
John: Con Mane. What the گھاس, ہے happened?
Con: John? YOU'RE ALIVE!!
John: Yeah. No thanks to you.
Con: How was I supposed to know آپ could survive a bullet to the head?
John: No one can. They brought me back to life with magic, and I'm on their side now.
Con: Why 0006?
John: Don't call me that anymore.
Mexicans: *arrest Con Mane*
The اگلے دن Con woke up in a jail cell, and he found Charleen asleep اگلے to him.
Con: Mexico just hates everypony.
Charleen: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane. And آپ are?
Charleen: Why should I tell آپ when you're trying to kill me?
Con: What? I got locked up in here, and then I wake up اگلے to you.
Mexican pony561: Lets go. *opens door*
The ٹٹو then lead Con, and Charleen to a room with مزید mexicans.
Senia: Hola Sr. Mane.
Con: If you're gonna threaten to kill me, at least say it in english.
Mexican pony333: آپ two are being held responsible for trying to stop us from destroying cities with an experimental weapon.
Con: We have to.
Mexican pony333: Si, but آپ blew up one of our nuclear facilities ten days ago, and the mare destroyed one of our helicopters, a gift to the Dutch ponies.
Charleen: I was forced to.
Mexican ٹٹو 561: Well screw you!
Mexican ٹٹو 333: Easy corporal. I'll handle it.
Con: Handle this *shoots mexican with magic*
Mexican ٹٹو 561: *grabs gun*
Con: *breaks neck with magic*
Mexicans: We have two spies escaping!
How does Con Mane get out of this situation? Find out in the اگلے part.