posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.
In the اگلے part