posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 40 منٹ of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play مزید poker.
Con: I'll let آپ play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, آپ hate losing right?
Con: So why can't آپ win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do آپ want?
Tara: I was wondering if آپ could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and کہا he was a friend of yours. He's in your hotel room.
Rain: I won!
Con: Perfect, cuz we have to go now. *runs*
Rain: What is it?
Con: Somepony might be trying to kill us!
At the hotel room
Con: *grabs gun* Wait here until I tell آپ to.
Con: *walks toward door, rams into it, and pushes S on the floor*
S: Really 0007!
Con: S?! What the fuck are آپ doing here? I might have killed you!
S: Well I'm on leave! I thought I'd stop by, and see how آپ were getting along.
Con: *helps S up* Are آپ alright?
S: Yes, of course.
Con: How'd آپ find me?
S: Moneybit of course, she's worried sick about you.
Con: Look S, this is no place for you. Go home.
S: Don't say that 0007, I know exactly what you're up to, and quite frankly you're gonna need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for the S branch, آپ would've been dead long ago.
Rain: Is everything ok?
Con: It's fine, just my quartermaster.
Rain: He's a baby dragon.
S: Yeah, problem? Because if there is, I can kill آپ easily.
Con: Flak jacket, یا not.
Rain: Right, uh... What are آپ doing here?
S: Giving 0007 his equipment.
Rain: Who's 0007?
Con: I am, that's what they call me anyway.
S: Exactly, now where were we?
Con: آپ wanted to دکھائیں me some stuff?
S: Oh yes, four clips of ammo for your Nambu pistol. A pen that shoots poisonous darts, grenades, and a rifle.
Con: A Kar98k, interesting.
S: It's not just a Kar98 rifle, hold this part with your right hoof
Con: *holds it*
S: Now hold it with your left
Con: *holds it*
S: Now you're the only one that can use it.
Rain: آپ کہا he was your quartermaster?
Con: Yes he is.
S: And I hope آپ don't mind, but I'm staying with you, even if I get fired for it.
Con: Alrighty then. آپ can stay.
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