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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and مککا, عجیب الخلقت a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did آپ just call me?
passenger: آپ heard me آپ british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do آپ think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that آپ deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are آپ taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)

After that, another train passed

Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check مزید tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did آپ stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two مزید signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If آپ ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, آپ have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure آپ knew. On The London & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't آپ mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* آپ sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are آپ talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking آگے to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do آپ want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: آپ have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, سے طرف کی having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help آپ with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, آپ have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting اگلے to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying آپ were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the دن February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did آپ think of Gordon's actions when he told آپ to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: آپ can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if آپ will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset سے طرف کی what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When آپ say surprised, do آپ mean like an angry kind of surprised, یا just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling مزید coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is مزید like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the ٹٹو Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: ارے you. Are آپ Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do آپ want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What آپ just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please آگ کے, آگ me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't آگ کے, آگ you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack کی, اپپلیجاک had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and کہا it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity کہا finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the اگلے to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
قوس قزح Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought آپ two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have آپ two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your دوستوں back to life.
Applejack: Will آپ get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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