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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The اگلے morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it کہا Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
Piano Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this ٹٹو ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me.
Waiter: I don't give a damn who she's with. She ain't allowed here.
Dexter: Alright, آپ know what? This would've gone a lot simpler, if آپ didn't put that pathetic sign on your door *shoots waiter*
Waiter: *Dies*
Octavia: Is that how آپ handle all your situations?
Dexter: No. I've got this problem, and I need your help.
Octavia: How?
Dexter: You're going to be my bounty hunter. For every ٹٹو آپ kill for me, you'll be rewarded money between $2,000, and $10,000. Sound fair?
Octavia: Yes. Who's the first victim for me to kill?
Sheriff: *arrives* Hello? I heard there was a mare in there, and I wanted to see if آپ were alright.
Dexter: Yeah.
Shreriff: Alright. Now come out with your hooves up.
Dexter: Both of us?
Sheriff: Yeah, both of you.
Dexter: Alright. That sheriff is your first target. Kill him, and آپ get $3,000.
Octavia: I don't have a gun.
Dexter: Take mine.
Octavia: *Takes shotgun*
Sheriff: If y'all don't come out! I will open fire, and murder آپ both.
Octavia: *kills sheriff* I think he got it the other way around.
Stallions: *run away*
Dexter: That was good. Here's your money
Octavia: *recieves $3,000* What's next?

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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are آپ doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt سے طرف کی them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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posted by AquoMoon
As قوس قزح Dash and Larxerene battled The ہار she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty ہار she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to قوس قزح Dash's neck with out قوس قزح knowing she shot out a giant قوس قزح purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" کہا قوس قزح Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," کہا Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It would all come down to this. We would either lose money from these Zero Stacks, (or Z stacks for short) یا we could form a rivalry with these ponies, and stop bringing them freight. I told everypony else about our suggestions, and we started thinking quickly.

Skywalker: So, what do we do?
Master Sword: Well, I'm definitely not letting this railway get out of business.
Bartholomew: I agree. Unless some other railway gets forced to merge with us fifteen years from now, I think this railroad will last for a very long time.
Skywalker: *Glares at Bartholomew*
Master Sword: So it's settled. We won't...
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posted by clancker1223
آپ wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened مزید than once. Here is a فہرست of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: قوس قزح Rocks. I can...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and سے طرف کی the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car اگلے to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help آپ with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten منٹ later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did آپ give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted آپ at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
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i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need مزید money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animals fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if آپ lose, steal the money. Once آپ get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
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The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has مزید good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just love using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the تنے, ٹرنک of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she کہا it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the Rolls Royce Richard wants.
This is the Rolls Royce Richard wants.
Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.

Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner یا later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.

Tim and Candy were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.

Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. آپ should see the Koenigsegg...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Suzanne went to talk to the road department.

Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like آپ to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on آگ کے, آگ after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by Windwakerguy430
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is it
This is it
The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another ٹٹو joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...
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