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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her دل was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her دل یا her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing for the holiday

"And they're hanging their stockings." She snarled with anger, "Tomorrow is christmas. It's practically here." Then she looked at her dog Max that just arrived. "I must find someway to stop Christmas from coming, for tomrrow I know all the colts, and fillies will be playing, and making a lot of noise noise noise. That's one thing I hate, all the noise noise noise noise noise. Their round shaped wheels on their model trains will clickety clack on the track. There will be teenage ponies rocking, and rolling, and there will be a lot of ponies playing annoying games....

She's saying a lot at once, huh?

.....Then after all the ponies are done playing with their games, and toys, and instruments they'll sit down and have a feast. And they'll feast, and they'll feast feast feast. They'll feast on pudding, and roast beaf. How I hate when they do that. Then, they'll do something I hate most of all. Everypony down in ponyville with gather around townhall with christmas bells ringing, and then they will begin to sing. And they'll sing, and they'll sing, and they'll sing sing sing."

And the مزید Gilda thought about it, she said, "I must stop this whole thing. Why I've had to put up with it ever since I was born. I must stop christmas from coming, but how?" Then she got an idea. An awful idea. Gilda got a wonderfully awful idea. "I know just what to do," She said. "I'll make a quick santa claus hat, and coat." Then she began to chuckle, "What a great trick. With this hat, and this coat, I'll look just like St. Nick."

You're a mean one Ms. Gilda
آپ really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Ms. Gilda
You're a bad کیلا with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Ms. Gilda
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Ms. Gilda
I wouldn't touch آپ with a
39 and a half Foot pole

"All I need is a reindeer." Gilda said. But since reindeer were scarce, there were none to be found. But did that stop Gilda? No. She simply said, "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead."

So she whistled for her dog Max, and tied a horn onto his head with some black thread. Then Gilda loaded up some bags on a sleigh. Then she whistle for Max.

Max arrived being very excited, but Gilda was not amused. She hitched Max to the sleigh, grabbed her whip, and she کہا "Giddap." Then they started for the trip down to Ponyville where the ponies lay asleep in their beds.

Song: link

The sleigh slowly moved with a very angry Gilda staring at Max. Max knew he had to run, so he did. He ran as fast as he could, but unfortunately it was not enough.The sleigh was going faster then him, and it started to pull him down the hill.

Gilda was too angry to notice, but she looked at the rope. It was under the sleigh, and behind was Max. Gilda just grabbed Max, and threw him back to the front of the sleigh so he could pull it. Just when she did that, the sleigh went airborne, and landed on another mountain.

Max was back to pulling the sleigh, and took a sharp left turn, causing a few bags to fall off. After that, things seemed to be going well, but then they went up a 180 degree angle hill, and they were airborne again.

Gilda, and Max stared at each other for a long time, and they noticed they were going to fall. Thankfully they landed safely, but Max was holding onto Gilda's face very tightly.

Gilda had to get Max off her, and that's what she did. She once again threw the frightened dog to the front of the sleigh, and Max pulled it all the way to Ponyville without anymore trouble.

All their windows were dark, no one knew they were there. All the ponies were still asleep, when she came to the first house on the square.

"This is stop number one." Gilda claus hissed. Then she went up the ladder to the roof of the house.

Then she slid down the chimney which seemed hard, but if Santa could do it so could Gilda. She got stuck only once for a moment یا two. Then she stuck her head out of the fireplace, and observed the house. "These stockings," She said, "Are the first thing to go."

After she چرا لیا, چوری کی the stocking, she slithered towards the christmas tree, and took everything. Popguns, boardgames, Grand Theft Auto 5, The Great Escape with Steve McQueen on Bluray. Then she stuffed all the presents into a bag, and threw them one سے طرف کی one up the chimney.

You're a vile one Ms. Gilda
آپ have termites in your smile
آپ have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Ms. Gilda
دیا the choice between the two of you
I'd take the a seasick crocodile

You're a foul one Ms. Gilda
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
آپ drive a crooked horse
Ms. Gilda
You're a 3 Decker ھٹی, ترش kraut and toad سٹول sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Gilda decided to go to the bed, where all the colts, and fillies were sleeping. She took their candy canes, and ran off. Then she slunk to the refrigerator and took all the food in the house. She took the pudding, and all the canned food, and the roast beef. She cleaned out the entire باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ as quick as a flash, why Gilda even took their last batch of chocolate chip cookies!

Shortly after that, Gilda went to the christmas tree, "And now," Grinned Gilda, "I will stuff up the tree." As Gilda tried to get the درخت up the chimney she heard hoofsteps. She turned around, and to her surprise she saw Applebloom.

Seeing Santa with the درخت made Applebloom very curious so she asked, "Santa Claus, why? Why are آپ taking our christmas tree? Why?"

And آپ know Gilda, she thought up a lie, and she thought it up quick, "Why my sweet little tot.There's a light on this درخت that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it back to my workshop my dear. I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here."

After that, Gilda gave Applebloom a cup of cold water, and when Applebloom was in بستر with her cup, Gilda got the درخت out of the house. The last thing she took was the log for their fire. All she left in the house were some hooks, and some wires. And the one speck of food which was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Then Gilda did the same thing to the other ponies houses leaving crumbs that were too small for mouses.

آپ nauseate me Ms. Gilda
You're the queen of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead ٹماٹر splotched with moldy purple spots
Ms. Gilda

Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a rotter Ms. Gilda
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your دل is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Ms. Gilda

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stunk

It was a quarter to dawn, all the ponies were still asleep. But they did not know that Gilda was taking off with all their christmas decorations. Their presents, and their trees. Their food, and their 50th anniversary edition of The Great Escape on Bluray.

Ten thousand feet up. Up the side of Mt. Krumpit
Where Gilda was going to the tip سب, سب سے اوپر with her load to dump it.

"Victory at last." Shouted Gilda as she slid to the bottom of the sleigh. "They're finding out now that no christmas is coming. I know just what they'll do to. They'll notice that everything is missing, and they'll all cry boo hoo. That's a noise," کہا Gilda "That I simply must hear." She waited, and waited while trying to hear a sound. She did hear something at last. It started in low, then it started to grow.

But this sound wasn't sad. This sound sounded glad. Everypony down in Ponyville the tall, and the small were singing without any presents at all. She hasn't stopped Christmas from coming. It came. Somehow یا another, it came, and it was all the same.

And Gilda, with her feet burried ice cold in the snow stood puzzled. "How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes یا bags." Then she puzzled, and puzzled until her puzzler was sore. Then she thought of something that she hadn't before. Maybe, perhaps Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe christmas perhaps, means a little bit more.

Upon realizing this, she noticed that the sleigh was starting to roll down towards a cliff. Gilda grabbed it, and tried her best to save everything on the sleigh.

And what happened then? Well in Ponyville they say. Gilda's دل grew three sizes that day. Then Gilda heaved as she got the sleigh safely away from the cliff with the strength of ten griffons, plus two.

And then, she rode down on the sleigh while playing on a horn letting everypony know that she had their christmas stuff. She brought back the tree, and the presents, and the food, and the decorations, and The Great Escape on Bluray. Then she, she herself carved the roast beef.

Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all ponies far and near. Christmas دن is in our grasp, so long as we have hooves to grasp. Christmas دن will always be just the same. Welcome Christmas as we stand, دل to heart, and hand in hand.

The End.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and مککا, عجیب الخلقت a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did آپ just call me?
passenger: آپ heard me آپ british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do آپ think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A دن یا two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia کہا to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a موسیقی note with angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting roses and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and سیب, ایپل Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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posted by mariofan14
(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy دن in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little مزید easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As آپ could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack کہا worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He چرا لیا, چوری کی a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do آپ want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? آپ ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So آپ crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot چرا لیا, چوری کی the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ٹٹو is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the سٹار, ستارہ wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: ارے look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my پسندیدہ James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and کہا they would send آپ a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special دن in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an قوس قزح was over them, only a fews منٹ later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
ارے guys there was the summery of my news book Young Love and here what the alicorns look like just so آپ know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not لوڈ اپ a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do آپ think آپ are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do آپ think you’re above me?! When I let آپ in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last رپورٹ and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who گیا کیا پوسٹ in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what آپ say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and singing songs from musicals
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as random as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make دوستوں easily?
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>YESH! She loves making دوستوں
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>Has she met any ٹٹو from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...
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At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my سٹار, ستارہ student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did آپ try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until قوس قزح Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...
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Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A دن without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if آپ find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: دکھائیں US! دکھائیں US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 سیکنڈ later

Fluttershy: Oh no! مزید airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If آپ say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by _MockingJay_
It was a beautiful دن in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!


In school.......
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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" سے طرف کی this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have آپ noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...
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