Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since آپ insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags سے طرف کی yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like آپ did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as آپ don't try to مککا, عجیب الخلقت us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are آپ doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen آپ here before. Are آپ new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome آپ here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, آپ have to stay here, and help with the اگلے train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were آپ doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask آپ one مزید question. Where do آپ normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
2 B continued
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since آپ insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags سے طرف کی yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like آپ did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as آپ don't try to مککا, عجیب الخلقت us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are آپ doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen آپ here before. Are آپ new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome آپ here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, آپ have to stay here, and help with the اگلے train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were آپ doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask آپ one مزید question. Where do آپ normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
2 B continued
For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, آپ had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping آپ AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm مزید than happy to help.
AJ: آپ have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).
TO BE CONTAINUED
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, آپ had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping آپ AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm مزید than happy to help.
AJ: آپ have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).
TO BE CONTAINUED
Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID آپ SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
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Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID آپ SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
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