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posted by flippy_fan210
Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff مزید than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof back to the ground. "What's going on? I swear when i find Ben-"

"Hi!"

Jeff Jumped and looked beside him. A گلابی ٹٹو with curly hair and blue eyes greeted him.

"I'm Pinkie pie." She introduced herself. "What's your name mister?"

"Jeff." He answered simply.

"I haven't seen آپ around town before, and I haven't seen آپ that means you're new. And if you're new that means I have to throw آپ a party to welcome آپ into town!" Pinkie was hopping out of excitement as she spoke.

Jeff's stomach recoiled slightly at the word party. The last party he'd been to ended with him getting bleach and alcohol poured on him and being lit. Also that's where he had lost his sanity. "I don't do parties." He explained.

"Aww, C'mon. It'll be fun!" Pinkie tried to convince him. "There'll be cake and sweets of all kinds. Also you'll make lots and lots of friends."

"No thanks. I don't like being around others and I prefer bagels over sweets."

"Alright, but just tell me if آپ change your mind." Pinkie کہا disappointed. "Say, Jeff, What happened to your face?"

Jeff froze and felt his face. Same cut in smile. Same no eyelids. He chuckled remembering what he'd done to get his face like that. He frowned, the best he could, remembering the whole thing. Killing his family and everything. Of course, his parents death had no effect on him. It was His brother, Liu, dying that got to him. He remembered taking his چھری and stabbing his brother over and over and over. It was a bittersweet memory. He shook himself out of his thoughts when he remembered what he was doing though. "I can't say." He answered.

"Alright." Pinkie said, seeming to have forgotten about the party he'd rejected. "You know, I could make آپ something if آپ want."

"Too broke to pay." Jeff explained.

"That's okay. I always make things for free when I'm off work."

Jeff thought about it for a moment. This ٹٹو could make him bagels. That was the only thought he needed to nod his head in agreement. Ben and Jack could wait. Right now all he could think about was how good the bagels would be.

~~~

Ben sat up and looked around. He seemed to be in some sort of fashion designers house. He walked to the door of the room, wondering why Fluffers would teleport him here. Then he heard something from outside the door.

"I'm sorry Sweetie, but i have a big order that needs to be ready in two مزید days, I don't have any time." It was the voice of a female with a British accent. it sounded like it was getting closer.

"You never have any time." This time it was the high pitched voice of a child. Daughter maybe? Ben didn't know, what he was most worried about was explaining to these people why he was in their house.

"Why don't آپ play with your دوستوں Sweetie belle?" The British sounding voice again.

"Scootaloo is with قوس قزح dash and سیب, ایپل bloom had to help out with the farm."

"Weird nicknames." Ben muttered. He looked over at the door. It shone in a blue aura and opened. A white unicorn trotted into the room. She didn't seem to be paying any attention to him. "Let's see, I've made the Ruby dresses and the Sapphire ones. Now all i need are enough Amethyst gems and- Oh, who are you?"

Ben had taken in his surroundings while she had been talking. ٹٹو manikins, some with dresses on them, some without. He looked at his hands, یا hooves. He was green with blonde hair and still wearing his link outfit.

"Why are آپ in here? If آپ wanted to make an order, I'm very busy."

"I'm Ben." He introduced himself. If he was in a land of magical unicorns, he might as well not murder them, he thought. "And I'm not sure how I got in here."

"I wasn't born yesterday, dear. Ponies don't just appear in other ponies bedrooms."

Ben tried to thing of an explanation that made sense. He couldn't just say he was teleported here سے طرف کی a Mew named Fluffers when he was playing Pokemon. Then he felt under his hat. He had a horn. "I must have accidentally teleported in here, sorry." It wasn't a complete lie.

"That's quite alright dear, as long as آپ weren't causing any trouble. Say, where are آپ from?"

Without thinking Ben answered. "The forest." He then smacked his forehead, for all he knew there wasn't even a forest in this place.

"The forest!" The unicorn exclaimed. "How could آپ survive? There are monsters beyond belief in there."

The forest here sounded the same as the one back home, Ben thought. "I just fought them off with pointed sticks." Ben explained. Again, not a complete lie. He'd poked Jeff a few times with a pointed stick once. It didn't end well.

"Oh, how long did آپ live in there?"

Ben almost کہا 'Since i drowned' But stopped himself, knowing that wouldn't get him anywhere. "I don't really know how long." he replied.

"I'm Rarity سے طرف کی the way." The white unicorn told him.

After a few moments of awkward silence one of them finally spoke again. "Well, I'd better get going." Ben said, trotting out of the room.

"Not so fast, dear." Rarity said. "I can't have آپ running back to the forest and getting hurt. Why Don't آپ stay in Ponyville?"

Not that Ben was planning on going to the forest. He accepted the offer.

"Have a نشست downstairs dear. I'll be there in just a moment."

Ben didn't argue. He'd rather stay with one unicorn then go into town and possibly cause trouble.

~~~

Jack looked around. All he could see at first was sky. He looked down and saw he was standing on a بادل and had hooves. If he was surprised about anything it was that he wasn't surprised about seeing this. He looked around. There was a بادل house near him. He hopped into the air to see if he could fly. Yep, he had wings. He flew over to the بادل house, thinking there might be some kidneys he could harvest. He opened the door easily. The one who owned the house didn't even bother to lock the door. He chuckled. easy target. He walked through the house until he found the bedroom. Nobody was in the bedroom. He sighed, must've missed them.

"Who the گھاس, ہے are you?"

He heard someone behind him. Maybe he still had a chance. He turned around and came face to face with a cyan pegasus with a قوس قزح mane and tail. "Hello, I'm Jack." He کہا calmly and ominously.

"Why are آپ in my house?" She asked.

"No reason. I thought you'd be sleeping." Jack explained. He Wasn't going to say openly that he was a killer, but he would say enough to be left alone and maybe get a kidney یا two in the process. "I go into a lot of houses. mostly for food, but sometimes for other things."

"Like what?"

"Well, for one, to get away from my dumb friends. Too crazy for my liking." Jack chuckled again. Of course he wasn't the most sane guy himself.

"Why would آپ wanna get away from your friends?" The pegasus asked. "Friends are always there for آپ and always stand سے طرف کی your side."

If Jack had eyes he would've rolled them. "I don't know what kind of دوستوں you're talking about. Not mine for sure."

"What's the worst a friend could do to you?"

"Once one of them locked my in a closet full of wasps and didn't let me out until the bagel i had with me was covered in honey. He also چرا لیا, چوری کی the bagel from me and didn't bother to get medical help." Jeff could be horrible sometimes.

"Then how is he a friend?"

"Saved my life a few times." Jack explained.

"I could be your friend. I'm قوس قزح dash."

"Possibly." Jack considered the idea. He would like to have a friend that doesn't treat him like crap.

"Trust me, with the دوستوں آپ described آپ could really use another one." Dash told him.

"Alright, i can accept." It was true. Jeff and Ben were pretty terrible when it came to friendship. Though, he still wanted to find them. "You think we could look for someone?" Jack asked.

"Sure, who?" Dash asked.

"Two friends." Jack explained.
 Jeff ٹٹو
Jeff pony
 Best Ben ٹٹو I could find
Best Ben pony I could find
 Eyeless Jack ٹٹو
Eyeless Jack pony
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are آپ studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] آپ planning on being a professor یا something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and نیبو, لیموں Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th دن of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a کوٹ hanger. He slowly walks...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his میز, جدول from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would آپ help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely آپ must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of singing the قوس قزح factory موسیقی video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth دیوار styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told آپ not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd آپ bring me to Cake N' بیکن for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, سے طرف کی all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me مزید reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what آپ think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case کریکر were at a phone booth سے طرف کی a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case کریکر blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan ٹٹو 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions آپ cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case کریکر at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told آپ that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: ارے Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case کریکر with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are آپ laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are آپ doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes آپ think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want آپ to do.
Thomas: I thought آپ کہا there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want آپ to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe آپ lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, آپ go on one side of the net, and the rest of آپ stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws والی بال to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond dogs got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair ٹٹو fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if آپ don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799