Disneyfan333 helped me out with this.
The story starts in Brazil, as a car pulled into the parking lot. The ٹٹو driving the car was Mr. Casa.
After Mr. Casa entered the building, he went to an elevator, and went to the floor where his office is.
Mr. Casa: *Enters office, and opens safe*
Earlier, Mr. Casa placed $300,000 in the safe, but it was empty
Mr. Casa: *Staring at empty safe*
Con: P really doesn't mind when آپ borrow his money, but when آپ steal it, that's another story.
Mr. Casa: I should've known P would've sent you.
Con: It's a pleasure meeting آپ too. But whatever happened to your bodyguard, Illios?
Two hours earlier, in a شاور room
Illios: Hey!
Con: *Hits Illios*
Illios: *falls on ground, and grabs gun*
Mr. Casa: Oh, I won't be needing him. I heard آپ just came out of retirement.
Con: And why would آپ care about that?
Mr. Casa: It's been two years since آپ retired, and that was after آپ completed your assignment of defeating Dr. Silver. Since آپ returned, your file shows no kills.
Con: I don't need any kills to prove anything.
Illios: *Fires gun*
Con: *Uses magic to get rid of bullet*
Illios: *Slams Con's head into sink*
Con: *Kicks Illios into wall*
Illios: *Falls*
Mr. Casa: Yes, آپ say that now. However, that will change when I send آپ to heaven *opens drawer, and grabs gun*
Con: Shoot me. I won't do anything.
Mr. Casa: *Pulls trigger*
Nothing happened
Con: *Shows ammo* I'm taking this as well as the money.
Mr. Casa: آپ don't have a gun
Con: *Grabs silenced pistol* آپ were saying?
Mr. Casa: No matter, the money آپ took is counterfeit. The real money went to a ٹٹو named Mr. Black. Your first chance is gone, but that was just your first chance. آپ needn't worry. The سیکنڈ is-
Con: *Shoots Mr. Casa* Yes. Considerably.
Theme song: link
Two hours earlier in the fight between Con, and Illios
Con: *grabs gun*
Illios: *Tries to shoot Con*
Con: *Turns around, and shoots Illios*
Seanthehedgehog and Disneyfan333 present
A Con Mane Fanfiction
Casino Royale
Starring
Doughnut Joe...................Con Mane
Der Cheif..........................Himself
Shining Armor...................Brett
Parcival.............................P
Henry................................Mr. Foust
Lyra..................................Miss. Moneybit
Sunset Shimmer...............Vesper
Sydney P. Johnson...........S
Fenix Lightner...................Himself
King Sombra.....................Lasala
Feauturing the OC's of Disneyfan333
Seabreeze........................Hola
Daredevil..........................Mr. Black
Cars from
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Laune - Rolls Royce
Marecedez - Mercedes Benz
Skyline - Nissan
Enjoy the rest of the song ;)
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.
Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need مزید money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animals fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if آپ lose, steal the money. Once آپ get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.
Two, and a half hours later
Hola: *Watching animal fight*
Ponies: *Making animals fight*
Con: *Nearby* See anything Brett?
Brett: *Touching ear with hoof* I see our suspect. She's سے طرف کی the animal fight.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Brett: What?
Hola: *Sees Brett, and runs*
Song: link
Brett: She spotted me! *Grabs pistol*
Con: Put the gun away Brett, I need her alive! *Chases Hola*
Brett: We need backup!
CIE Agents: *Arrive*
Hola: *Running*
Con: *Chasing Hola*
Hola: *Goes past houses*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Con*
Con: *shoots gangsters*
Hola: *Gets to big fence*
Con: *Running towards her*
Hola: *Climbs fence*
Con: *stops running* I need something to knock that fence down.
Hola: *Reaches other side* Ha. No sign of Con Mane anywhere.
Con: *driving bulldozer*
Hola: *Mouth drops open*
Con: *Breaks fence*
Hola: *Shooting bulldozer*
Con: *keeps driving*
Hola: *Runs into construction sight*
Con: *Continues to follow in bulldozer*
Hola: *Climbs up suspension beam*
Con: *stops bulldozer, and runs up کرین towards Hola*
Hola: *Continues climbing*
Worker: Get away from there *Waving snake towards her face*
Hola: *Kicks worker off platform*
The worker fell, and dropped a can on nitrous, which fell on a tank of gasoline. Soon, an explosion occurred.
Con: Whoa *Catching up*
Hola: *Goes towards pipes, carried سے طرف کی crane*
Con: *getting close*
Hola: *Climbs up wires*
Con: *gets on pipes*
Hola: *Climbing wires to سب, سب سے اوپر of crane*
Con: *gets on hook, and detaches pipes*
The hook soon went up, towards Hola who just reached the سب, سب سے اوپر of the کرین
Hola: *Runs on crane*
Con: *Runs towards Hola*
Ponies: *Watching*
Hola: *Looks for Con* Where did he go? *Grabs gun*
Con: *Appears in front of Hola*
Hola: *Pulls trigger*
She ran out of ammo
Hola: AAAAGH! *Throws gun*
Con: *Catches gun, and hits Hola*
Hola: Ah! *Kicks Con*
Con: Oof *Kneels down*
Hola: *Kicks Con off crane*
Con: *Falling* Whoa! *Catches part of crane*
Hola: *Runs away*
Con: *Pulling himself up*
Hola: *sees another crane*
Without hesitating, Hola jumped onto the other crane, and jumped on the roof of a nearby building.
Hola: *Running on building*
Brett: *behind her* Come on!
CIE Agents: *Running with Brett*
Con: *Tries to jump onto other crane*
Con lost his footing, and nearly fell off.
Con: *Gets up*
Hola: *Escapes from Brett*
Con: *Jumps on roof*
Carelessly, Con fell after he landed.
Hola: *Runs downstairs*
Con: *Kicks door open, then chases Hola again*
Workers: *Working*
Hola: *Jumps over worker*
Worker: Hey!
Con: *Sees Hola*
Hola: *Jumps down elevator shaft*
Hola bounced off the walls, and landed on the floor below the one she was previously on
Hola: *Runs
Con: *Goes downstairs behind Hola*
Hola: *Running fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Hola: *Jumps through hole in the wall*
Con: *Runs through wall*
Hola: *Jumps out of building, on an outside elevator, onto another part of building*
Con: *Goes on lift*
Hola: *Running out of building*
Con: *Lowers lift*
Hola: *Running past ponies*
Ponies: What's her problem?
Hola: *Runs out of construction sight*
Con: *Follows Hola*
Hola: *Running down street*
Con: *Follows*
Hola kept running until she got to the Nambatu Embassy
Guards: *Let Hola in*
Con: *Riding on back of van*
Hola: *Running through front yard of embassy*
Con: Hm *Jumps off van*
Hola: *Runs in embassy*
Con: *Jumps over wall*
Guard: You're not allowed here!
Con: *Runs past guard*
Guard: *Turns on alarm*
Hola: *Runs upstairs*
Guards: *Arrive, and shoot at Con*
Con: *Dodging bullets, and follows Hola*
Hola: *Runs back to entrance*
Con: *Jumps out building, and lands سے طرف کی entrance*
Hola: *stops*
Con: *Grabs Hola*
Ok, stop the song
Colonel: Con Mane! Let her go!
Con: *Pushes Hola on ground, drops gun سے طرف کی her, grabs another gun, and shoots Hola*
Hola: *Dies*
Colonel: *About to shoot Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
The colonel, and all the guards were killed.
In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.
Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian ٹٹو News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was, but they do know that she was being chased سے طرف کی a CIE agent. The chase ended in the embassy, and that's when the agent shot, and killed the mare. The guards in the embassy were about to return fire, but they died from an explosion caused سے طرف کی the CIE agent.
Mr. Black: *Sees CIE Agent* Who is that?
Der Cheif: That agent, killed Hola. We must continue without her.
Mr. Black: Not yet. First I have something for آپ to do in Hawaii.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
P: *Walking down hall* Stupid good for nothing nincompoop. I give him a triple 0 status, and he celebrates سے طرف کی causing an explosion, and killing random ponies. If I did something like this back in the gulf war, I'd be dead.
Mr. Foust: We understand sir.
P: *Enters office* Mane!
Con: *On P's laptop* Yes sir?
P: Why must آپ always hack my laptop?
Con: Try turning it off for once.
P: I told آپ that mare آپ were going after was not supposed to be killed. She was wanted alive, but آپ killed her. What the fuck am I going to tell the ponies that come to get her?
Con: She died.
P: You're great help, thank آپ *Leaves office*
Mr. Foust: Mr. Mane, he wants آپ to go to Hawaii.
Con: That's my punishment for not bringing somepony here alive?
Mr. Foust: No, your اگلے assignment is in Hawaii.
Con: I wonder what's going on there.
Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created سے طرف کی Flim, and went to a hotel.
Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
ڈیسک clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
ڈیسک Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands سے طرف کی entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches keys, and walks to rich pony's car*
The sportscar was a brand new Foallari
Con: *Climbs in car* Now you'll learn from your mistake on calling me a dumbass *Crashes car into guardrail*
The guardrail hit a bunch of other cars, and a lot of alarms went off.
Con: *Walks back to hotel*
Worried Ponies: *Running to cars*
Con: *Returns to information desk* Maybe this oughta help آپ tell me my room number, I have this beautiful 1964 Aston Maretin parked in spot 220.
ڈیسک Clerk: *Searching list* Lasala?
Con: That's my name.
ڈیسک Clerk: Your room number is 95, actually it's a ساحل سمندر, بیچ house, but you'll like it there.
Con: Thank you, and goodbye.
ڈیسک Clerk: Goodbye.
Con چرا لیا, چوری کی the Aston Maretin, and drove to the ساحل سمندر, بیچ house. When he arrived, he saw Moneybit
After a few منٹ of putting on bathing suits, the two ponies walked on the beach.
Con: What are آپ doing here Miss. Moneybit?
Moneybit: I was sent سے طرف کی P. He want's me to inform آپ about why آپ were sent here.
Con: Of course. He's always informing me on something.
Moneybit: A ٹٹو named Lasala is going to try, and destroy a prototype for a new jetplane. He'll try it tonight. آپ must stop him.
Con: I can do that. Why don't we go have some champagne?
Moneybit: What's that?
Con: You've never heard of champagne? Well, آپ don't know what you're missing out on.
After the conversation, they went swimming in the beach, and made a sandcastle. Then they went to drink champagne, and watched a few episodes of Ponies On The Rails
That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.
Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now
All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting
Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con* *steals fuel truck*
Con: *Dodges rocket, and steals truck*
Lasala: *drives away*
Ponies: *Seeing carchase* Quick! Somepony call 9-1-1!
Police Officer: No need. We're going out there right now! *Goes to car*
Soon, a police car, and two SUV's went out to stop the chase
Lasala: *Drives away from police*
Con: *Follows Lasala*
Police: *Follow Con*
Lasala: *Shoots میزائل at police*
Police: *Dodges missile* Get the رن وے blocked with ten Suburbans!
Ten Chevronet Suburbans were blocking the runway.
Lasala: *Floors it towards roadblock*
Roadblock officer: He's not stopping!
Lasala: *Pushes SUV's out of the way*
Con: *Follows Lasala*
Police: *Follow Con*
Lasala: *Sees prototype* Time to destroy that airplane! *Grabs rocket launcher* What? I have no مزید missiles! Ah well, I've got another plan! *Grabs pistol*
Con: *Tries to ram Lasala*
Lasala: *Shoots tire on Con's truck*
Con: *Losing control of truck*
Lasala: Haha!
Con: *Jumps out of truck, and runs after Lasala*
Lasala: *Floors it*
Police: *Chasing Con* Hey! Stop running, and put your hooves in the air!
Con: *Jumps on Lasala's truck*
Lasala: *Turning truck left, and right*
Con: *holding on tightly*
Police Captain: All units, both suspects are on the fuel truck. Do not shoot until I give the command.
Lasala: *Turns truck around*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Lasala: *Drives towards airplane*
Con: *Walks to driver's seat*
Lasala: *Teleports out of truck*
Con: *Gets in driver's seat*
Police: The fuel truck is going to crash into that airplane!
Con: *Turns right, and stops truck*
Con saved the prototype from being blown up, but the police arrested him
اگلے morning, Con was back at his ساحل سمندر, بیچ house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.
P: آپ put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank آپ sir. Why was that ٹٹو trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that آپ prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: Jesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*
They go to the front of the گیراج
P: *Opens گیراج door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but آپ won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: دکھائیں Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the دستانے, دستانہ compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. آپ can use this to save yourself, یا somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't آپ give me a fucking ایمبولینس while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, آپ are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, آپ will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.
Con had to fly to London first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris
Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are آپ Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and آپ must be Con Mane.
Con: Do آپ have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can آپ tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do آپ have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, آپ do realize that if آپ lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do آپ see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to تلاش for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, یا big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
سیب, ایپل Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't آپ drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a ٹٹو that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before آپ drink that, why don't آپ try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell آپ what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help آپ whether آپ like it یا not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the دستانے, دستانہ compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens دستانے, دستانہ compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
Con returned to the game. He played two مزید rounds, when this happened.
Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: دکھائیں everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do آپ have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*
When Con returned, he heard the شاور
Con: *Walks slowly to shower*
Vesper: *In cold شاور with dress on*
Con: *sees Vesper* Everything okay?
Vesper: No. آپ lost.
Con: Well, it was a good try.
Vesper: *Slaps Con, then kisses him*
Con: I don't know what's happening.
Lasala: *Breaks in room*
Vesper: Ah!
Con: Hey! *Grabs gun*
Lasala: *Runs off*
Con: *Follows*
The yellow mare at the poker game got in Con's way
Yellow Mare: Are آپ poor?
Con: Yeah, but I'm busy chasing somepony that broke into my hotel room.
Yellow Mare: Con. It's me, Fenix Lighter.
Con: What?
Yellow Mare: My boss disguised me as a mare. I'm bleeding chips, and I got a lot of them. Now look, we only have ninety منٹ left. Take half of my money, and together we can make Der Cheif lose. If we do make him lose, M.I.3 will take him from here.
Con: *Hoofbumps Fenix*
Fenix: *Hoofbumps Con*
Con went back to the hotel room after getting مزید money from Fenix. He was going to tell Vesper the good news, when.
Lasala: *Holding Vesper hostage*
Con: What were آپ doing earlier?
Lasala: Looking for your money
Con: *Shoots Lasala's gun*
Lasala: *Pushes Vesper onto floor*
Con: *Tackles Lasala*
Vesper: *Screaming for no good reason*
Lasala: *Leaves room*
Con: Come here! *Pushes Lasala downstairs*
Lasala: *Grabs Con*
Both unicorns rolled down the stairs, as Vesper ran after them screaming.
Lasala: *Grabs knife*
Con: *sees Knife*
Vesper: Con, look out! He has a knife!
Con: No shit! *Kicks Lasala*
Lasala: *Goes down the stairs again*
Con: *Grabs gun*
Lasala: Oh no
Con: *Shoots Lasala to death*
Vesper: *sees Lasala*
Con: I was just going to give آپ some good news too.
Twenty منٹ later, Con returned to the poker match
Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle each had $250,000. Der Cheif had $26,800,983. Fenix, and Con both had $6,000,000.
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom. Big Blind goes to Sweetie Belle
Applebloom: *Paying $8, and $16*
Dealer: *Deals cards to everypony* Remember, this is the last round.
Players: *Looking at cards*
Dealer: Now, آپ get to replace any cards آپ don't want.
Applebloom: I'd like two cards.
Sweetie Belle: Three
Con: None.
Fenix: Four *Shows ace*
Der Cheif: One.
Dealer: *Deals cards* Place your bets.
Applebloom: Ten thousand dollars. *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Sweetie Belle: *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Fenix: Call *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Con: I'm in *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Der Cheif: All in *Puts in $26,800,983*
Applebloom: I'm folding *Puts down cards*
Sweetie Belle: Me too *Puts down cards*
Fenix: All in *Puts in $6,000,000*
Con: Same here *Puts in $6,000,000*
Dealer: دکھائیں your cards everypony.
Der Cheif: Straight flush.
Fenix: That's what I got too.
Con: You, and your royal flushes. They maybe good, but I know something better then that.
Der Cheif: What can be better then a straight flush?
Con: *Shows cards* Royal flush.
Dealer: And the winner is Con Mane.
Con: *gets $38821007*
After Con got the money, he heard someone screaming.
Vesper: Con, help!
Dutch Ponies: Shut up *Puts Vesper in car*
Con: *Grabs money, and runs outside casino*
Der Cheif: Run Con.
Fenix: *Points gun at Der Cheif* Stop!
Der Cheif: *Stands still*
Fenix: M.I.3. You're underarrest.
Der Cheif: *Knocks out Fenix*
Con: *Runs inside car, and drives away*
Dutch Ponies: *Driving fast*
Con: *Follows Dutch ponies*
Con was close to catching them, but someone was in the way
Vesper: *Tied up, with tape on her mouth in the middle of the road*
Con: *Swerves off road*
Con's car suddenly went airborne. It was going to do a barrel roll, but landed on the ground, and rolled to a stop, landing on it's wheels.
After Con crashed his car, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair in a abandoned warehouse.
Con: *Wakes up*
Der Cheif: Remember me?
Con: *Sees Der Cheif* What do آپ want?
Der Cheif: آپ took all my money, and I want it now. *Hits Con* Where is it?
Con: *Coughs*
Der Cheif: What was that? *Hits Con* I need to know where the money is.
Con: Go fuck yourself.
Der Cheif: *Hits Con, and kicks him*
Mr Black: *Arrives*
Der Cheif: Ah, sir. I was just about to ask him where the money was.
Mr. Black: No need for that. He doesn't know shit, so let him out.
Der Cheif: Sir-
Mr. Black: Let him out!
Der Cheif: *Unties Con*
Con: Thank آپ *Leaves*
Der Cheif: What are آپ letting him escape for?
Mr. Black: Believe me, I got this all planned out.
Con returned to C.I.E Headquarters in Canterlot, when he saw Vesper.
Con: What are آپ doing here?
Vesper: P called me over. He wanted to congratulate the both of us for getting that money.
Con: Oh.
Vesper: آپ do have it, don't you?
Con: I don't know *grabs suitcase* I think I may have- *Opens suitcase* Made plans to have the both of us go on a vacation.
Vesper: *Looks at money in suitcase* Oh yes. What do آپ have planned?
Con: Let me talk to P first, and then I'll tell آپ everything. *goes into P's office*
P: Ah, Con. آپ made it.
Con: Yes. I want to talk to آپ about something.
P: And I want to talk to آپ as well. آپ did a very good job getting the money back from Der Cheif. If they got their hooves on all that dough, they would have access to all kinds of weapons of destruction.
Con: Well, I'm glad I got the job done, but now I have something to tell you.
P: What?
Con: I'm going to retire.
P: *Laughing* That's a good one 0007. Now, we need to-
Con: Sir, I'm serious. I'm moving into Canada with Vesper, and we're going to live a happy life.
P: Hm. Well, I'm sorry that you're leaving us, but I do hope آپ two have a wonderful future together.
Con: Thanks. *Walks out of office* Let's go Vesper. We're going to Vanhoover.
Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.
Con: آپ know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great موسیقی store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their موسیقی is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.
So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the موسیقی store.
Con: *Walking اگلے to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running towards Vesper*
Con: Look out!
Vesper: *Getting kidnapped* Con, save me!
Con: *Running after Dutch ponies*
Der Cheif: Get them to the old church.
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir *Taking Vesper away*
Con: *shoots a dutch pony*
Der Cheif: *Runs away*
مزید Dutch Ponies: *Shooting at Con*
Con: *Runs inside building*
Dutch Ponies: *Get into abandoned church*
Con: *Climbs on rooftop* Where's that church? *Sees church* There. *runs to church*
Der Cheif: She's here, right?
Dutch Ponies: Yes.
Der Cheif: Okay. *blows up first floor*
Water was coming into the church.
Con: *Runs into church*
Der Cheif: *sees Con* آپ nincompoops! Kill him!
Dutch Ponies: *Run downstairs*
Con: *shoots dutch ponies*
Vesper: Let me go.
Der Cheif: No. *Pushes Vesper into water*
Con: *gets to Der Cheif* Vesper. Where is she?
Der Cheif: *Hits con with metal pipe*
Con: *Kicks Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Pushes Con*
Con: *kicks Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Leaning on wall*
Con: *grabs nailgun*
Der Cheif: Oh no.
Con: *Shoots Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Dies*
Con: I got to save Vesper *Dives into water*
Vesper: *Drowning*
Con: *Sees Vesper* (I gotta get her out of here) *Takes Vesper up to surface*
When they were out of the water, Con performed CPR on her.
Con: Come on Vesper. Speak to me! *Hears his phone ring* Yeah?
??: Mr. Mane. This is your accountant speaking. All of your money has been stolen. Vesper tried to take it away from you, and give it to Mr. Black.
Con: *walks away*
Con was on a sailboat in the atlantic ocean
Con: *Talking to P on phone* Vesper tried to betray us.
P: Why would she do that?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that. The کتیا, کتيا is dead. Der Cheif drowned her.
P: 0007, we need آپ to help us stop Mr. Black.
Con: Alright. I'll come back, but first I gotta stop somepony. *Looks at message* This is from Vesper. *Reading message* I'm sorry I betrayed you. If آپ want to stop Mr. Black, this message has everything آپ need.
Five hours later at a mansion in another part of Canada
??: *drives car into driveway, and stops اگلے to house* *Gets out of car*
The ٹٹو driving the car was Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Looks at trainyard سے طرف کی his house* *Hears his phone ring, and جوابات it* Hello?
Con: Mr. Black? We need to talk.
Mr. Black: Who is this?
After asking the question, his leg got shot.
Mr. Black: OW!!!!! *falls on ground* Ah, *tries to fly* Ugh! *Lands on ground* Oooh!! *Crawls to door*
Con: *walks in front of Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Looks up* You!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane.
The End
Created سے طرف کی Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
The story starts in Brazil, as a car pulled into the parking lot. The ٹٹو driving the car was Mr. Casa.
After Mr. Casa entered the building, he went to an elevator, and went to the floor where his office is.
Mr. Casa: *Enters office, and opens safe*
Earlier, Mr. Casa placed $300,000 in the safe, but it was empty
Mr. Casa: *Staring at empty safe*
Con: P really doesn't mind when آپ borrow his money, but when آپ steal it, that's another story.
Mr. Casa: I should've known P would've sent you.
Con: It's a pleasure meeting آپ too. But whatever happened to your bodyguard, Illios?
Two hours earlier, in a شاور room
Illios: Hey!
Con: *Hits Illios*
Illios: *falls on ground, and grabs gun*
Mr. Casa: Oh, I won't be needing him. I heard آپ just came out of retirement.
Con: And why would آپ care about that?
Mr. Casa: It's been two years since آپ retired, and that was after آپ completed your assignment of defeating Dr. Silver. Since آپ returned, your file shows no kills.
Con: I don't need any kills to prove anything.
Illios: *Fires gun*
Con: *Uses magic to get rid of bullet*
Illios: *Slams Con's head into sink*
Con: *Kicks Illios into wall*
Illios: *Falls*
Mr. Casa: Yes, آپ say that now. However, that will change when I send آپ to heaven *opens drawer, and grabs gun*
Con: Shoot me. I won't do anything.
Mr. Casa: *Pulls trigger*
Nothing happened
Con: *Shows ammo* I'm taking this as well as the money.
Mr. Casa: آپ don't have a gun
Con: *Grabs silenced pistol* آپ were saying?
Mr. Casa: No matter, the money آپ took is counterfeit. The real money went to a ٹٹو named Mr. Black. Your first chance is gone, but that was just your first chance. آپ needn't worry. The سیکنڈ is-
Con: *Shoots Mr. Casa* Yes. Considerably.
Theme song: link
Two hours earlier in the fight between Con, and Illios
Con: *grabs gun*
Illios: *Tries to shoot Con*
Con: *Turns around, and shoots Illios*
Seanthehedgehog and Disneyfan333 present
A Con Mane Fanfiction
Casino Royale
Starring
Doughnut Joe...................Con Mane
Der Cheif..........................Himself
Shining Armor...................Brett
Parcival.............................P
Henry................................Mr. Foust
Lyra..................................Miss. Moneybit
Sunset Shimmer...............Vesper
Sydney P. Johnson...........S
Fenix Lightner...................Himself
King Sombra.....................Lasala
Feauturing the OC's of Disneyfan333
Seabreeze........................Hola
Daredevil..........................Mr. Black
Cars from
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Laune - Rolls Royce
Marecedez - Mercedes Benz
Skyline - Nissan
Enjoy the rest of the song ;)
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.
Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need مزید money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animals fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if آپ lose, steal the money. Once آپ get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.
Two, and a half hours later
Hola: *Watching animal fight*
Ponies: *Making animals fight*
Con: *Nearby* See anything Brett?
Brett: *Touching ear with hoof* I see our suspect. She's سے طرف کی the animal fight.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Brett: What?
Hola: *Sees Brett, and runs*
Song: link
Brett: She spotted me! *Grabs pistol*
Con: Put the gun away Brett, I need her alive! *Chases Hola*
Brett: We need backup!
CIE Agents: *Arrive*
Hola: *Running*
Con: *Chasing Hola*
Hola: *Goes past houses*
Gangsters: *Shooting at Con*
Con: *shoots gangsters*
Hola: *Gets to big fence*
Con: *Running towards her*
Hola: *Climbs fence*
Con: *stops running* I need something to knock that fence down.
Hola: *Reaches other side* Ha. No sign of Con Mane anywhere.
Con: *driving bulldozer*
Hola: *Mouth drops open*
Con: *Breaks fence*
Hola: *Shooting bulldozer*
Con: *keeps driving*
Hola: *Runs into construction sight*
Con: *Continues to follow in bulldozer*
Hola: *Climbs up suspension beam*
Con: *stops bulldozer, and runs up کرین towards Hola*
Hola: *Continues climbing*
Worker: Get away from there *Waving snake towards her face*
Hola: *Kicks worker off platform*
The worker fell, and dropped a can on nitrous, which fell on a tank of gasoline. Soon, an explosion occurred.
Con: Whoa *Catching up*
Hola: *Goes towards pipes, carried سے طرف کی crane*
Con: *getting close*
Hola: *Climbs up wires*
Con: *gets on pipes*
Hola: *Climbing wires to سب, سب سے اوپر of crane*
Con: *gets on hook, and detaches pipes*
The hook soon went up, towards Hola who just reached the سب, سب سے اوپر of the کرین
Hola: *Runs on crane*
Con: *Runs towards Hola*
Ponies: *Watching*
Hola: *Looks for Con* Where did he go? *Grabs gun*
Con: *Appears in front of Hola*
Hola: *Pulls trigger*
She ran out of ammo
Hola: AAAAGH! *Throws gun*
Con: *Catches gun, and hits Hola*
Hola: Ah! *Kicks Con*
Con: Oof *Kneels down*
Hola: *Kicks Con off crane*
Con: *Falling* Whoa! *Catches part of crane*
Hola: *Runs away*
Con: *Pulling himself up*
Hola: *sees another crane*
Without hesitating, Hola jumped onto the other crane, and jumped on the roof of a nearby building.
Hola: *Running on building*
Brett: *behind her* Come on!
CIE Agents: *Running with Brett*
Con: *Tries to jump onto other crane*
Con lost his footing, and nearly fell off.
Con: *Gets up*
Hola: *Escapes from Brett*
Con: *Jumps on roof*
Carelessly, Con fell after he landed.
Hola: *Runs downstairs*
Con: *Kicks door open, then chases Hola again*
Workers: *Working*
Hola: *Jumps over worker*
Worker: Hey!
Con: *Sees Hola*
Hola: *Jumps down elevator shaft*
Hola bounced off the walls, and landed on the floor below the one she was previously on
Hola: *Runs
Con: *Goes downstairs behind Hola*
Hola: *Running fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Hola: *Jumps through hole in the wall*
Con: *Runs through wall*
Hola: *Jumps out of building, on an outside elevator, onto another part of building*
Con: *Goes on lift*
Hola: *Running out of building*
Con: *Lowers lift*
Hola: *Running past ponies*
Ponies: What's her problem?
Hola: *Runs out of construction sight*
Con: *Follows Hola*
Hola: *Running down street*
Con: *Follows*
Hola kept running until she got to the Nambatu Embassy
Guards: *Let Hola in*
Con: *Riding on back of van*
Hola: *Running through front yard of embassy*
Con: Hm *Jumps off van*
Hola: *Runs in embassy*
Con: *Jumps over wall*
Guard: You're not allowed here!
Con: *Runs past guard*
Guard: *Turns on alarm*
Hola: *Runs upstairs*
Guards: *Arrive, and shoot at Con*
Con: *Dodging bullets, and follows Hola*
Hola: *Runs back to entrance*
Con: *Jumps out building, and lands سے طرف کی entrance*
Hola: *stops*
Con: *Grabs Hola*
Ok, stop the song
Colonel: Con Mane! Let her go!
Con: *Pushes Hola on ground, drops gun سے طرف کی her, grabs another gun, and shoots Hola*
Hola: *Dies*
Colonel: *About to shoot Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
The colonel, and all the guards were killed.
In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.
Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian ٹٹو News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was, but they do know that she was being chased سے طرف کی a CIE agent. The chase ended in the embassy, and that's when the agent shot, and killed the mare. The guards in the embassy were about to return fire, but they died from an explosion caused سے طرف کی the CIE agent.
Mr. Black: *Sees CIE Agent* Who is that?
Der Cheif: That agent, killed Hola. We must continue without her.
Mr. Black: Not yet. First I have something for آپ to do in Hawaii.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
P: *Walking down hall* Stupid good for nothing nincompoop. I give him a triple 0 status, and he celebrates سے طرف کی causing an explosion, and killing random ponies. If I did something like this back in the gulf war, I'd be dead.
Mr. Foust: We understand sir.
P: *Enters office* Mane!
Con: *On P's laptop* Yes sir?
P: Why must آپ always hack my laptop?
Con: Try turning it off for once.
P: I told آپ that mare آپ were going after was not supposed to be killed. She was wanted alive, but آپ killed her. What the fuck am I going to tell the ponies that come to get her?
Con: She died.
P: You're great help, thank آپ *Leaves office*
Mr. Foust: Mr. Mane, he wants آپ to go to Hawaii.
Con: That's my punishment for not bringing somepony here alive?
Mr. Foust: No, your اگلے assignment is in Hawaii.
Con: I wonder what's going on there.
Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created سے طرف کی Flim, and went to a hotel.
Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
ڈیسک clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
ڈیسک Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands سے طرف کی entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches keys, and walks to rich pony's car*
The sportscar was a brand new Foallari
Con: *Climbs in car* Now you'll learn from your mistake on calling me a dumbass *Crashes car into guardrail*
The guardrail hit a bunch of other cars, and a lot of alarms went off.
Con: *Walks back to hotel*
Worried Ponies: *Running to cars*
Con: *Returns to information desk* Maybe this oughta help آپ tell me my room number, I have this beautiful 1964 Aston Maretin parked in spot 220.
ڈیسک Clerk: *Searching list* Lasala?
Con: That's my name.
ڈیسک Clerk: Your room number is 95, actually it's a ساحل سمندر, بیچ house, but you'll like it there.
Con: Thank you, and goodbye.
ڈیسک Clerk: Goodbye.
Con چرا لیا, چوری کی the Aston Maretin, and drove to the ساحل سمندر, بیچ house. When he arrived, he saw Moneybit
After a few منٹ of putting on bathing suits, the two ponies walked on the beach.
Con: What are آپ doing here Miss. Moneybit?
Moneybit: I was sent سے طرف کی P. He want's me to inform آپ about why آپ were sent here.
Con: Of course. He's always informing me on something.
Moneybit: A ٹٹو named Lasala is going to try, and destroy a prototype for a new jetplane. He'll try it tonight. آپ must stop him.
Con: I can do that. Why don't we go have some champagne?
Moneybit: What's that?
Con: You've never heard of champagne? Well, آپ don't know what you're missing out on.
After the conversation, they went swimming in the beach, and made a sandcastle. Then they went to drink champagne, and watched a few episodes of Ponies On The Rails
That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.
Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now
All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting
Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con* *steals fuel truck*
Con: *Dodges rocket, and steals truck*
Lasala: *drives away*
Ponies: *Seeing carchase* Quick! Somepony call 9-1-1!
Police Officer: No need. We're going out there right now! *Goes to car*
Soon, a police car, and two SUV's went out to stop the chase
Lasala: *Drives away from police*
Con: *Follows Lasala*
Police: *Follow Con*
Lasala: *Shoots میزائل at police*
Police: *Dodges missile* Get the رن وے blocked with ten Suburbans!
Ten Chevronet Suburbans were blocking the runway.
Lasala: *Floors it towards roadblock*
Roadblock officer: He's not stopping!
Lasala: *Pushes SUV's out of the way*
Con: *Follows Lasala*
Police: *Follow Con*
Lasala: *Sees prototype* Time to destroy that airplane! *Grabs rocket launcher* What? I have no مزید missiles! Ah well, I've got another plan! *Grabs pistol*
Con: *Tries to ram Lasala*
Lasala: *Shoots tire on Con's truck*
Con: *Losing control of truck*
Lasala: Haha!
Con: *Jumps out of truck, and runs after Lasala*
Lasala: *Floors it*
Police: *Chasing Con* Hey! Stop running, and put your hooves in the air!
Con: *Jumps on Lasala's truck*
Lasala: *Turning truck left, and right*
Con: *holding on tightly*
Police Captain: All units, both suspects are on the fuel truck. Do not shoot until I give the command.
Lasala: *Turns truck around*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Lasala: *Drives towards airplane*
Con: *Walks to driver's seat*
Lasala: *Teleports out of truck*
Con: *Gets in driver's seat*
Police: The fuel truck is going to crash into that airplane!
Con: *Turns right, and stops truck*
Con saved the prototype from being blown up, but the police arrested him
اگلے morning, Con was back at his ساحل سمندر, بیچ house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.
P: آپ put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank آپ sir. Why was that ٹٹو trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that آپ prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: Jesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*
They go to the front of the گیراج
P: *Opens گیراج door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but آپ won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: دکھائیں Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the دستانے, دستانہ compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. آپ can use this to save yourself, یا somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't آپ give me a fucking ایمبولینس while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, آپ are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, آپ will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.
Con had to fly to London first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris
Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are آپ Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and آپ must be Con Mane.
Con: Do آپ have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can آپ tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do آپ have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, آپ do realize that if آپ lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do آپ see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to تلاش for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, یا big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
سیب, ایپل Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't آپ drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a ٹٹو that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before آپ drink that, why don't آپ try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell آپ what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help آپ whether آپ like it یا not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the دستانے, دستانہ compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens دستانے, دستانہ compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
Con returned to the game. He played two مزید rounds, when this happened.
Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: دکھائیں everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do آپ have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*
When Con returned, he heard the شاور
Con: *Walks slowly to shower*
Vesper: *In cold شاور with dress on*
Con: *sees Vesper* Everything okay?
Vesper: No. آپ lost.
Con: Well, it was a good try.
Vesper: *Slaps Con, then kisses him*
Con: I don't know what's happening.
Lasala: *Breaks in room*
Vesper: Ah!
Con: Hey! *Grabs gun*
Lasala: *Runs off*
Con: *Follows*
The yellow mare at the poker game got in Con's way
Yellow Mare: Are آپ poor?
Con: Yeah, but I'm busy chasing somepony that broke into my hotel room.
Yellow Mare: Con. It's me, Fenix Lighter.
Con: What?
Yellow Mare: My boss disguised me as a mare. I'm bleeding chips, and I got a lot of them. Now look, we only have ninety منٹ left. Take half of my money, and together we can make Der Cheif lose. If we do make him lose, M.I.3 will take him from here.
Con: *Hoofbumps Fenix*
Fenix: *Hoofbumps Con*
Con went back to the hotel room after getting مزید money from Fenix. He was going to tell Vesper the good news, when.
Lasala: *Holding Vesper hostage*
Con: What were آپ doing earlier?
Lasala: Looking for your money
Con: *Shoots Lasala's gun*
Lasala: *Pushes Vesper onto floor*
Con: *Tackles Lasala*
Vesper: *Screaming for no good reason*
Lasala: *Leaves room*
Con: Come here! *Pushes Lasala downstairs*
Lasala: *Grabs Con*
Both unicorns rolled down the stairs, as Vesper ran after them screaming.
Lasala: *Grabs knife*
Con: *sees Knife*
Vesper: Con, look out! He has a knife!
Con: No shit! *Kicks Lasala*
Lasala: *Goes down the stairs again*
Con: *Grabs gun*
Lasala: Oh no
Con: *Shoots Lasala to death*
Vesper: *sees Lasala*
Con: I was just going to give آپ some good news too.
Twenty منٹ later, Con returned to the poker match
Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle each had $250,000. Der Cheif had $26,800,983. Fenix, and Con both had $6,000,000.
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom. Big Blind goes to Sweetie Belle
Applebloom: *Paying $8, and $16*
Dealer: *Deals cards to everypony* Remember, this is the last round.
Players: *Looking at cards*
Dealer: Now, آپ get to replace any cards آپ don't want.
Applebloom: I'd like two cards.
Sweetie Belle: Three
Con: None.
Fenix: Four *Shows ace*
Der Cheif: One.
Dealer: *Deals cards* Place your bets.
Applebloom: Ten thousand dollars. *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Sweetie Belle: *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Fenix: Call *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Con: I'm in *Puts in ten thousand dollars*
Der Cheif: All in *Puts in $26,800,983*
Applebloom: I'm folding *Puts down cards*
Sweetie Belle: Me too *Puts down cards*
Fenix: All in *Puts in $6,000,000*
Con: Same here *Puts in $6,000,000*
Dealer: دکھائیں your cards everypony.
Der Cheif: Straight flush.
Fenix: That's what I got too.
Con: You, and your royal flushes. They maybe good, but I know something better then that.
Der Cheif: What can be better then a straight flush?
Con: *Shows cards* Royal flush.
Dealer: And the winner is Con Mane.
Con: *gets $38821007*
After Con got the money, he heard someone screaming.
Vesper: Con, help!
Dutch Ponies: Shut up *Puts Vesper in car*
Con: *Grabs money, and runs outside casino*
Der Cheif: Run Con.
Fenix: *Points gun at Der Cheif* Stop!
Der Cheif: *Stands still*
Fenix: M.I.3. You're underarrest.
Der Cheif: *Knocks out Fenix*
Con: *Runs inside car, and drives away*
Dutch Ponies: *Driving fast*
Con: *Follows Dutch ponies*
Con was close to catching them, but someone was in the way
Vesper: *Tied up, with tape on her mouth in the middle of the road*
Con: *Swerves off road*
Con's car suddenly went airborne. It was going to do a barrel roll, but landed on the ground, and rolled to a stop, landing on it's wheels.
After Con crashed his car, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair in a abandoned warehouse.
Con: *Wakes up*
Der Cheif: Remember me?
Con: *Sees Der Cheif* What do آپ want?
Der Cheif: آپ took all my money, and I want it now. *Hits Con* Where is it?
Con: *Coughs*
Der Cheif: What was that? *Hits Con* I need to know where the money is.
Con: Go fuck yourself.
Der Cheif: *Hits Con, and kicks him*
Mr Black: *Arrives*
Der Cheif: Ah, sir. I was just about to ask him where the money was.
Mr. Black: No need for that. He doesn't know shit, so let him out.
Der Cheif: Sir-
Mr. Black: Let him out!
Der Cheif: *Unties Con*
Con: Thank آپ *Leaves*
Der Cheif: What are آپ letting him escape for?
Mr. Black: Believe me, I got this all planned out.
Con returned to C.I.E Headquarters in Canterlot, when he saw Vesper.
Con: What are آپ doing here?
Vesper: P called me over. He wanted to congratulate the both of us for getting that money.
Con: Oh.
Vesper: آپ do have it, don't you?
Con: I don't know *grabs suitcase* I think I may have- *Opens suitcase* Made plans to have the both of us go on a vacation.
Vesper: *Looks at money in suitcase* Oh yes. What do آپ have planned?
Con: Let me talk to P first, and then I'll tell آپ everything. *goes into P's office*
P: Ah, Con. آپ made it.
Con: Yes. I want to talk to آپ about something.
P: And I want to talk to آپ as well. آپ did a very good job getting the money back from Der Cheif. If they got their hooves on all that dough, they would have access to all kinds of weapons of destruction.
Con: Well, I'm glad I got the job done, but now I have something to tell you.
P: What?
Con: I'm going to retire.
P: *Laughing* That's a good one 0007. Now, we need to-
Con: Sir, I'm serious. I'm moving into Canada with Vesper, and we're going to live a happy life.
P: Hm. Well, I'm sorry that you're leaving us, but I do hope آپ two have a wonderful future together.
Con: Thanks. *Walks out of office* Let's go Vesper. We're going to Vanhoover.
Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.
Con: آپ know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great موسیقی store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their موسیقی is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.
So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the موسیقی store.
Con: *Walking اگلے to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running towards Vesper*
Con: Look out!
Vesper: *Getting kidnapped* Con, save me!
Con: *Running after Dutch ponies*
Der Cheif: Get them to the old church.
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir *Taking Vesper away*
Con: *shoots a dutch pony*
Der Cheif: *Runs away*
مزید Dutch Ponies: *Shooting at Con*
Con: *Runs inside building*
Dutch Ponies: *Get into abandoned church*
Con: *Climbs on rooftop* Where's that church? *Sees church* There. *runs to church*
Der Cheif: She's here, right?
Dutch Ponies: Yes.
Der Cheif: Okay. *blows up first floor*
Water was coming into the church.
Con: *Runs into church*
Der Cheif: *sees Con* آپ nincompoops! Kill him!
Dutch Ponies: *Run downstairs*
Con: *shoots dutch ponies*
Vesper: Let me go.
Der Cheif: No. *Pushes Vesper into water*
Con: *gets to Der Cheif* Vesper. Where is she?
Der Cheif: *Hits con with metal pipe*
Con: *Kicks Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Pushes Con*
Con: *kicks Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Leaning on wall*
Con: *grabs nailgun*
Der Cheif: Oh no.
Con: *Shoots Der Cheif*
Der Cheif: *Dies*
Con: I got to save Vesper *Dives into water*
Vesper: *Drowning*
Con: *Sees Vesper* (I gotta get her out of here) *Takes Vesper up to surface*
When they were out of the water, Con performed CPR on her.
Con: Come on Vesper. Speak to me! *Hears his phone ring* Yeah?
??: Mr. Mane. This is your accountant speaking. All of your money has been stolen. Vesper tried to take it away from you, and give it to Mr. Black.
Con: *walks away*
Con was on a sailboat in the atlantic ocean
Con: *Talking to P on phone* Vesper tried to betray us.
P: Why would she do that?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that. The کتیا, کتيا is dead. Der Cheif drowned her.
P: 0007, we need آپ to help us stop Mr. Black.
Con: Alright. I'll come back, but first I gotta stop somepony. *Looks at message* This is from Vesper. *Reading message* I'm sorry I betrayed you. If آپ want to stop Mr. Black, this message has everything آپ need.
Five hours later at a mansion in another part of Canada
??: *drives car into driveway, and stops اگلے to house* *Gets out of car*
The ٹٹو driving the car was Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Looks at trainyard سے طرف کی his house* *Hears his phone ring, and جوابات it* Hello?
Con: Mr. Black? We need to talk.
Mr. Black: Who is this?
After asking the question, his leg got shot.
Mr. Black: OW!!!!! *falls on ground* Ah, *tries to fly* Ugh! *Lands on ground* Oooh!! *Crawls to door*
Con: *walks in front of Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Looks up* You!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane.
The End
Created سے طرف کی Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
