posted by Seanthehedgehog
Easter is coming up, so here's a fanfic about Pinkie Pie, and her دوستوں celebrating it.
It was a nice sunny دن in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.
Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
قوس قزح Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some random دن in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
قوس قزح Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
قوس قزح Dash: Right... Uh I'm going to help Fluttershy with something. *flies off*
Fluttershy: *flies away*
Pinkie Pie: They don't believe me. I'll just have to go to the world's smartest ٹٹو in all of Equestria. Derpy Hooves!
Derpy: *crashes into ground* Did someone call my name?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. We need to find the easter bunny!
Derpy: Oh boy where is it?
Pinkie Pie: I might know. The crystal empire!
But when they got there it wasn't as crystally as it was supposed to be. Sad, but true King Sombra took over with Cadence as queen. She didn't want to do it, but was forced to anyway.
Derpy: ارے I found a bunny.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what I think it is?
Easter bunny: Yeah it's an egg. What did آپ expect?
Derpy: آپ can talk?
Easter bunny: I'm the easter bunny, I can do whatever I want. *flies in air*
Pinkie Pie: How is that possible?
Easter bunny: I just told آپ I'm the easter bunny!
Guard 72: Hey! Over there!
Pinkie Pie: Let's get outta here.
Easter bunny: Agreed.
But unfortunately Derpy was captured, and put in prison.
Pinkie Pie showed the easter bunny to everypony in ponyville. They were amazed سے طرف کی what it could do.
قوس قزح Dash: I thought that Pinkie Pie was being-
Pinkie Pie: Rinky dinky Pinkie Pie? Nien! This is the easter bunny.
Fluttershy: It's so cute.
Easter bunny: Thank you. I try
Angel: *kicks Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Easy Angel bunny!
Easter bunny: Angel? He just kicked you.
Fluttershy: He's just jealous.
Pinkie Pie: Has anyone seen Derpy?
قوس قزح Dash: No. I thought she got killed during the fight against King Sombra.
Fluttershy: She wasn't in the fight.
قوس قزح Dash: Then where is she?
At the Crystal Empire
King Sombra: Do آپ know how much being ruler of the crystal empire means to me?
King Sombra: Well it means... A LOT!!
Derpy: Oh. Can I go now?
King Sombra: NO! آپ are my prisoner forever!
Guard 66: Sir? The easter bunny is back!
King Sombra: NO! No one must have happiness! NOBODY!!
Pinkie Pie: Let's go inside the castle.
قوس قزح Dash: Maybe Princess Cadence knows where she is.
But when they went inside, they were in for a surprise.
Guard 78: How dare آپ disturb the queen?!
Cadence: I don't want to be queen of Sombratown!
قوس قزح Dash: Sombratown? This is the Crystal Empire.
Pinkie Pie: Unless King Sombra took over.
قوس قزح Dash: Well in that case *K.O's guard*
Cadence: I just don't know what went wrong.
Derpy: That's my line!
Easter bunny: We gotta اقدام A.S.A.P!
قوس قزح Dash: Bye Cadence! We'll talk to آپ later.
King Sombra: Alright, where did they go?
Cadence: They left.
Sombra went after the three ponies that had the easter bunny, but he couldn't keep up with them. Mostly because he was chasing after a speedy pegasus.
Guard 45: What's wrong sir?
King Sombra: That easter bunny is trying to make ponies here happy. I cannot allow it!
Guard 45: Why not sir?
King Sombra: This is Sombratown! Everyone must work 24/7 and be miserable. I also found the queen eating something she wasn't supposed to.
Guard 45: What was it?
King Sombra: A colored egg!
Guard 45: What's so bad about that?
King Sombra: She is supposed to eat beans!
During the conversation the easter bunny was eavesdropping. If Queen Cadence could only eat beans, maybe he could make them taste better. Perhaps with-
Pinkie Pie: Jelly?
Easter bunny: That's right. We're making جیلی beans.
قوس قزح Dash: That sounds delicious.
Derpy: I love جیلی muffins!
Pinkie Pie: Well we are making جیلی beans.
Fluttershy: Are آپ sure we should be doing this? What if we get caught?
قوس قزح Dash: Then we take off. We're all faster then King Some bra!
Pinkie Pie: Some bra, *laughs*
قوس قزح Dash: It wasn't that funny. Now, lets make جیلی beans!
Applejack: What're ya'll doing?
قوس قزح Dash: We're making جیلی beans.
Applejack: What are those?
Easter bunny: We just invented them. If آپ want to help go for it.
Applejack: Did that rabbit just talk?
Pinkie Pie: Rabbit? It's the easter bunny.
Applejack: The what bunny?
While applejack کی, اپپلیجاک helped with the جیلی beans, Pinkie Pie told her everything. Even the fact that King Sombra took over the crystal empire.
The اگلے دن they snuck the جیلی beans to Cadence.
King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do آپ want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the queen eating something called جیلی beans?
King Sombra: جیلی beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! آپ eat what I tell آپ to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID! *opens trap door*
Guard 29: *falls* How many trap doors do آپ have?!?
King Sombra: As many as I need.
Cadence: I'm going for a walk.
King Sombra: NO! آپ are not to leave this قلعہ at all!
Meanwhile at ponyville.
Easter bunny: I'm a little worried.
Pinkie Pie: About what?
Easter bunny: About Cadence.
Easter bunny: She always seems nervous whenever we see her.
قوس قزح Dash: She's being forced to be the queen of some depressed empire that no one wants to live in. Of course she's nervous.
Easter bunny: I know what we can do. All mares like stuffed animals right?
So the easter bunny went back to Sombratown with the four ponies, including Applejack. Eeyup, she's helping out with all the easter happiness movements to Sombratown. Hopefully they make it the Crystal Empire again.
Cadence: So bored!
Guard 55: Too bad. We're bored as well.
Easter bunny: Well allow me to help آپ out with that.
Cadence: Easter bunny! What are آپ doing here?
Pinkie Pie: We brought آپ something. Stuffed animals.
Fluttershy: I made them myself.
Cadence: They're so cute. Thanks guys.
Guard 55: *cries* I WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL TOO!
Fluttershy: Ok. Here آپ go. Everything is allright.
Guard 55: Thank آپ so much. It's just that being here is boring!
Applejack: آپ can leave right?
Guard 55: King Sombra won't let me.
قوس قزح Dash: Well forget about him. We're always coming and leaving here, why can't you?
Guard 55: You're right. I'm also taking the princess with me.
King Sombra: Oh no your not! آپ will kill those ponies, and the easter bunny!
Derpy: I don't think so! *throws muffin*
King Sombra: Wow
قوس قزح Dash: Let's go!
King Sombra: We have a traitor! Kill anyone leaving Sombratown!
other guards: Yes sir *grabs guns*
The other guards kept chasing the ponies, and shot at them. However they kept missing, and the others got away.
Easter bunny: Alright. It's the last دن before Easter, and we got to make a lot of things to bring pleasure to all the ponies in the crystal empire.
قوس قزح Dash: How are we getting all the stuff there?
Easter bunny: سے طرف کی train. We'll worry about that tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: I really want all the crystal ponies to be happy.
Applejack: They will, but what about Cadence?
Cadence: I'll stay with Twilight until things get sorted out.
Guard 55: I'll help آپ guys defeat King Sombra.
Pinkie Pie: Ok
قوس قزح Dash: (I don't know if I should trust him. One wrong move, and he's dead.)
It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with قوس قزح Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.
station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without an engine, how are we getting the train to the Crystal Empire?!
قوس قزح Dash: Who needs an engine, when you've got the fastest flyer in all of Equestria?
Fluttershy: قوس قزح are آپ serious?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm pulling the train.
Pinkie Pie: WHAT?! No ٹٹو has ever pulled a train before. What makes آپ think آپ can?
قوس قزح Dash: Get in, and find out!
Dash grabbed a rope, and tied herself to the train so that she could pull it.
Applejack: Oh my celestia this isn't going to end well.
قوس قزح Dash: *pulls train*
Pinkie Pie: WHAT?! She's doing it?!?
قوس قزح Dash: Aww yeah!
Easter bunny: How is that possible?
Guard 55: Does it matter? We're giving King Sombra what he deserves.
Easter Bunny: What are آپ saying?
Guard 55: He doesn't want anypony to be happy. We'll make that happen.
Back at Sombratown
Guard 41: Sir? آپ might want to see this!
King Sombra: *looks in binoculars* WHAT?!? How is a ٹٹو pulling a train?
Guard 41: I don't know, but we have to stop her. What car will آپ be taking?
King Sombra: Any car!
قوس قزح Dash: Halfway there. I got this.
Applejack: How is everything?
قوس قزح Dash: Everything is fine! Get back in the train.
King Sombra: I want someone to get that train back to Ponyville now!
Guard 27: Yessir *backs up engine*
قوس قزح Dash: Oh no!
Pinkie Pie: What is it?
قوس قزح Dash: King Sombra's men are blocking my path. I'll be right back.
Guard 11: What are آپ doing?!
قوس قزح Dash: *kills guards* At least I don't have to pull the train anymore.
King Sombra: Shoot her!
Guards 41 & 63: *Shoot at قوس قزح Dash*
Guard 55: Of course! *shoots the two guards*
King Sombra: Attention all units! The traitor is on the train! Shoot at will!
Guard 36: Why don't آپ shoot him?
King Sombra: I will *shoots Guard 55*
Pinkie Pie: *grabs gun & kills King Sombra*
Guard 36: The King is dead!
Guard 44: Who is going to lead us then?
Guard 7: No one I guess.
So all the guards sat there, and did nothing. Meanwhile, the crystal empire was becoming crystally again.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
Applejack: Y'all gotta cheer louder then that.
Pinkie Pie: Louder!
Easter bunny: LOUDER!!
Fluttershy: *inhales* yay
Pinkie Pie: Oh my celestia...
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.
Princess Cadence: آپ made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
قوس قزح Dash: Did آپ see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
قوس قزح Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
قوس قزح Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
قوس قزح Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.
Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find.
قوس قزح Dash: Why'd آپ paint all your's pink?
Pinkie Pie: Because I love pink!
قوس قزح Dash: But you're supposed to make them look different.
Fluttershy: I think it looks fine. *paint cub on egg*
Applejack: Aww, I like yours.
Fluttershy: Thank you.
When they ran out of eggs to paint, they went finding the eggs that the easter bunny was hiding.
قوس قزح Dash: I got 15 bits, and جیلی beans.
Pinkie Pie: So did I!
Applejack: Ah got 20 bits. But I'll pay ya both for your جیلی beans.
قوس قزح Dash: No thanks.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, give me your money! *hands جیلی beans*
Applejack: Ok, *hands money*
Easter Bunny: Allright, I have to go now.
Fluttershy: But why?
Easter Bunny: Easter is over, and I have to get going.
Pinkie Pie: Aww man.
Princess Cadence: Hey, where's King Sombra?
Pinkie Pie: I killed him.
Princess Cadence: Wow. آپ ponies do some amazing stuff.
قوس قزح Dash: Thanks, but we have to go too.
Princess Cadence: Ok then. See آپ around.
And that was the ending of the very first easter celebrated in Equestria. A few wierd parts, including the clopping, and hopefully that never happens again. Goodbye.