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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic دکھائیں
One day, قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sits at a میز, جدول with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied سے طرف کی chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black سب, سب سے اوپر hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single ٹٹو in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. آپ don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a ٹٹو آپ idiots!
Screwball: Five منٹ before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five منٹ are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt مزید like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to دکھائیں آپ some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, قوس قزح Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
قوس قزح Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes onto stage*
ٹٹو 46: That's not fair!
ٹٹو 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
قوس قزح Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue ٹٹو disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and قوس قزح Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, قوس قزح Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on سب, سب سے اوپر of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sits in نشست اگلے to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are آپ doing here?!
قوس قزح Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: آپ can be polite سے طرف کی getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets back to نشست in truck اگلے to Screwball* Did آپ miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to مککا, عجیب الخلقت قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are آپ okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, اقدام it!
قوس قزح Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If آپ could اقدام your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't آپ go anywhere?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
قوس قزح Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
قوس قزح Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, قوس قزح Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
قوس قزح Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic دکھائیں
One day, قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sits at a میز, جدول with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied سے طرف کی chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black سب, سب سے اوپر hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single ٹٹو in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. آپ don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a ٹٹو آپ idiots!
Screwball: Five منٹ before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five منٹ are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt مزید like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to دکھائیں آپ some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, قوس قزح Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
قوس قزح Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes onto stage*
ٹٹو 46: That's not fair!
ٹٹو 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
قوس قزح Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue ٹٹو disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and قوس قزح Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, قوس قزح Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on سب, سب سے اوپر of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sits in نشست اگلے to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are آپ doing here?!
قوس قزح Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: آپ can be polite سے طرف کی getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets back to نشست in truck اگلے to Screwball* Did آپ miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to مککا, عجیب الخلقت قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Random Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are آپ okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, اقدام it!
قوس قزح Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If آپ could اقدام your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't آپ go anywhere?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
قوس قزح Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
قوس قزح Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, قوس قزح Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
قوس قزح Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a بادل of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real دوستوں don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a بادل of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real دوستوں don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.