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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did آپ three go?
قوس قزح Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because آپ were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the مالٹا, نارنگی one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: آپ planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh آپ had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!

Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.

Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
قوس قزح Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
قوس قزح Dash: What the fuck were آپ thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't آپ realize that they could execute آپ for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
قوس قزح Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if آپ get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ did?
Applejack: But آپ were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until آپ kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.

Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, قوس قزح Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure آپ are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like آپ and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? آپ just decided to skip our رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا without telling me? Are آپ aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for آپ at a میز, جدول with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want آپ to make دوستوں with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! آپ still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if آپ want to give me a سیکنڈ chance یا not. Starlight had to choose between آپ and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and نیبو, لیموں Heart. Offended سے طرف کی Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make دوستوں on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his مزید serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If آپ upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I کہا no magic. آپ were supposed to do it سے طرف کی hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if آپ hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make مزید sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground سے طرف کی eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell آپ that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell آپ all. As آپ may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope آپ enjoy this one. Thanks for reading this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great دن in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some food for herself and her animal دوستوں in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless مضمون of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our پسندیدہ party pony, Pinkie Pie. This مضمون interlocks with the گزشتہ one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the اگلے few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth دیوار breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor