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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time آپ ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* آپ have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite what the score board says.. *five سیکنڈ later he gets angry at them for messing up somehow, and calls them back in* What is wrong with you!.. Okay new strategy.. Lose this game and I will murder you!. Every single one of you. Multiple stab wounds. And break!. *they go back to playing*
Sword: Dude. I don't think it's the best idea for آپ to be threatening the fillies.
Saten: Sticks and stones man. Words will never hurt... SCOOTALOO! If they score on you! I swear I'm gonna rip آپ in half with a chainsaw!
Sword: *nervous laugh* H. He's joking Scoot's.
Sword: Dude. I thought آپ کہا آپ were gonna control your rage.
Saten: *anxiously pacing* Iam in complete control... BUTTONMASH! If آپ don't score this time! I will stuff thirty pounds of raw meat! UP YOUR ARM!
Sword: Is that even possible!?
*later when the other team scores*
Saten: *angrily throws larn chair* DEFENCE! آپ HEARD OF DEFENCE!!
Sword: آپ need to calm down. Your going crazy on me.
Saten: *enraged* I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: *throws something* GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. *prepares to مککا, عجیب الخلقت one of the fillies* یا PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!!
Sword: *pulling him back* That's it.. No مزید coffee for you.
END CUTAWAY:


Discord: Well. Anyway.. No luck finding your درخت then?
Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my دوستوں decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.
Discord: I'm just surprised that آپ agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of ٹٹو who would think she was better than everypony else.
Twi: I don't think I'm better then everypon-
Saten: Every'body
Twi; Oh. Shut. Up.
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that آپ would think that. All آپ did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your دوستوں thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].
Twi: Damn آپ discord! *runs back in*
Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your skin.
Twi: Well.. It's working.


Saten: Wait., *flies after her* What if she gets lost..


2 B CONTAINUED
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why آپ still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I کہا was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But آپ lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... آپ guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel سے طرف کی “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then اقدام our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and قوس قزح Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car اگلے to three Jeeps, owned سے طرف کی Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the قلعہ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to قوس قزح Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to قوس قزح Dash* آپ know آپ shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I کہا it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: ٹٹو موسیقی VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the دکھائیں itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce آپ to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic قوس قزح as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of آپ that don't remember, the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a میز, جدول with Marisa* آپ really look like this mare I تاریخ in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: آپ see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let آپ know who Brony Of The ماہ is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, یا laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making دوستوں and keep her head in کتابیں virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with مزید friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen منٹ remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting اگلے to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki کہا it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, یا trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* ارے Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: آپ gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: ارے wait a second. Was that supposed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing سے طرف کی Gordon with Mike* آپ can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.


The اگلے دن Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. آپ have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. آپ know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Location: The ٹٹو world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror اگلے to ویژن ٹیلی set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the ٹٹو world*
Metal Gloss: What did آپ see?
Pete:...
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Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth سے طرف کی his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an enchanted suit of armor made سے طرف کی Odin, but stolen سے طرف کی Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits اگلے to me* What are آپ reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do آپ say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped سے طرف کی Communists, and almost died سے طرف کی a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw فلمیں (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her مزید like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for مزید of my latest story..